Jack Flash

Nolan has scored 53 goals since he joined us and can't even get in the squad

Ashley Young.

Barkley ffs. 1 goal and he's in the national team.

Argentine green tea. "Mate" possibly. Had them with Man Utd and Chelsea in the League Cup under Keegan I think.

Kagz barely played last year too. 2 managers in a row who don't like him as a player is really unlucky. £2million bid from us maybe? pls?

I said something similar last night. He doesn't do anything of note most games, just standing at the centre circle passing to the nearest player.

I've put this on my Bucket List.

Just after we'll have gotten over Darren Bent's hat-trick against us as well

Ian W.

He's completely average.

What does Ramires do?

Hazard and Mata are going. Complete shit, yet again. Got enough strife with 2 of my strikers not even starting a game yet ffs.

The sexual tension was stifling.

Another proven goalscorer who we're turning our noses up at? 0 shots on target, boys.

Our team tonight: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Cole; Ramires, Lampard; De Bruyne, Oscar, Hazard, Schurrle. #CFC No striker.

Michu

We've only got 2 games in the next 3 weeks or something so there's no excuse ( ) to not play the first team.

You can probably count the number of people at the club who genuinely care about the fans on 1 hand. There's fuck all worth supporting other than the name of the club, which will probably change if there's money to be made.

Wasn't it quite widely reported we had agreed a loan with option to buy? Pretty big news if we have no such option and are just doing 'arry a favour at our own fucking expense. I've probably missed it if so. All I've seen is that we've paid £2million for a year long loan because that's what his contract adds up to per year.

Not that shocking a quote. If he leaves here being worth more than £8million then we'll obviously not be signing him.

From Monday...

said Downing. said Pardew.

Corny is on the Judy today.

Bent is currently outscoring the entire club. Only played 30 mins too.