Lush Vlad

Sanchez was hilarious for that goal. We used to have a lad in nets like that at U11's. Just rooted to his line when the other team were running through one on one and scared to come out. Can't really blame Sanchez for being afraid to run out at the onrushing Big Joe, mind

I was away for my anniversary in the Yorkshire Dales. Went for food after and I don’t think I said a word for 2 hours. Selfish prick looking back but I was seething. Pub was all Liverpool fans and all. Which didn’t help.

The Liverpool loss still irks me more than it should. Still can’t comprehend how we lost. I genuinely can’t remember the last time I felt like that after the game. Don’t even remember being as savage after some of the hidings we got off the mackems.

A bit of blood in the water and we’re in there for the kill. The Iron Mike of football teams.

Watched it loads already this morning. Almiron has much more faith in Big Joe’s finishing than I do

Another club that have rocked up at SJP and put in their ‘worst performance of the season.’ I wonder if the penny will ever drop?! Weirdly, in amongst all of these demolition jobs and comfortable wins. I’ve felt like in the tight games. We have been a bit naive this season when in front and thrown results away. But if the game opens up. We really do put teams to the sword now.

He‘ll be reet. When he’s old enough to do a proper weight training programme Howe will get him on the Anderson/Murphy bulk.

Possibly a reason why he seems to dislike us so much. Probably can’t handle the stick from her. The bitter twat

He’s an absolute tory hairpieced wanker. I clicked on that video and didn’t last long. It was like how many throwaway football cliches could you fit in a minute.

I can hear the still image of the video. Blurgh. Competitive field. But that bloke is the biggest cunt of all the modern Youtube, social media talking head types. Insufferable bellend.

Was that after Silva tripped over it and backheeled it off for a corner?!

Looks too good as a defender to be doing that, mind. Can’t say I ever paid enough attention to Bale’s early years to know what his defending was like. He goes on some marauding runs. But had plenty of times to beat his man inside or out today. But was sensible in possession instead. Doesn’t scream a Bale type player to me.

https://x.com/toonarmymkd/status/1728474319343227167?s=46 Sod Woodgate and Colo. He’s our best centre back in my lifetime. Arguably MOTM (again) today.

Just loves defending. Solid as fuck.

Not as bad as Tino’s dive. But yeah, it was a harsh foul. Fuck ‘em. Sterling went down easy enough. It’s levelled out

Not many on our team would attempt that pass. Thought he dipped in and out. But overall very good again.

I thought first half he seemed quiet. But then realised he was involved in most of our good attacking play. Ended up getting their skipper sent off, a goal, an assist and numerous fouls won. Diving little scouse shithouse. But he’s ours now.

A through ball? A succulent Paraguayan through ball!!

Fuck me. This is orgasmic. Love these Sky Sports Scottish Premier League comms pair and all. I’m sure they really like us and often get our home games.

Whatever went on a few minutes back. Absolute carnage

That. That is what you’re good at Superb header.

Love the bloke to bits and hope he stays for years to come in some capacity. But him constantly missing sitters, making brain dead fouls and always wanting 2-3 touches on the ball is starting to get annoying. I think like Longstaff. It does feel like we miss him when he’s not playing. He does put a monumental shift in every game, box to box/everywhere on the pitch.

I agree. But they have depth to bring on. We will gas and have to turn to one of our FM regens or Ritchie as options.

Decent half of football. But echo what others have said about when we get a lead. We are fucking clueless. Experienced player and our captain taking a massive risk and thinking he’s Bobby Moore. Leaving us massively exposed on the counter. Stick to what you’re good at Lascelles, FFS. Thought Pope should have at least dived for the cunt and all.

Joelinton must close his eyes when he heads it. Fuck me man. This is painful