loki679

Backup to Joselu

King Ki

Thanks for making me click on a chronicle link. Dickhead. Sorry dude. No offence etc. what the fuck was i drinking yesterday, i think that was supposed to be a jovial aside about how bad the chronicle website is as per usual but didn't read that at all :/ You always know things are going well when you end up quoting yourself twice.

That was Lascelles imo. Need him to lamp Ki on his first day at training to turn him into a Korean Xavi.

Dear me. HTT's gone full gammon recently.

Zhirkov was alright for Chelsea as I remember.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

£30m, they are off their tits if they think he's worth that. http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2018/06/28/newcastle-uniteds-chances-of-signing-andros-townsend-surely-over/ Looks like he's been taking diet tips from Ben Arfa

Specially if they signed Fred aswell.

If you can meet with relegation and disaster, and treat those two imposters just the same, you'll be a fat cunt, my son, and we all hope you die.

Aye, seems a bit silly accepting a release clause for little more than we paid for him.

DEBT FREE!* *until the first months bills come in

See, I could accept that argument if the alternatives weren't Joselu and Gayle, neither of which have been particularly good in that role. For me, Mitrovic really deserves a chance and good run in the side as our 1st choice striker (assuming we don't sign someone)

Looks delicious tbf

Beautiful, simple black and white stripes. Maybe Puma finally got the message.

What's this about Short getting any transfer fee from the sale of Ndong?

Yeah, I hope he scores loads

Team who were losing £500k a week and suffered back to back relegations have cash flow problems. Didn't see that coming

Maradona scored the 'hand of god' goal.

Ayew joking? I'd hope we could do better than him.

Fat Mike's like that weird old aunt that still gives you 20p every birthday.

Link? http://Iwasinacaraccidentandivebeeninacomafor10years.twat

Hope China gets the next asian one. The infrastructure is already in place and they'd have no problem building whatever else is needed. Would be an awesome WC.

Typically the kit manufacturer takes about 90% of the revenue from shirt sales.

Aye, it's a tough start but we've got a pretty good run in starting from March.