Loki679

Aye, just need to get the cherry picker fund building quicker than the pigeon mortality rate and we're golden.

Just got to hope the tough start hasn't killed morale in the squad. If we can get a win and build a little momentum then maybe get the good feeling back around the club and get on a roll. That's why playing weakened teams in cup competitions pisses me off tbh, especially in a run like this one. A win, even if it's against a lower league team, can bring some momentum and positivity.

Half time stat said we had 36% possession, that can't be right.

Ritchie's a right radgie bastard

HTL

Get it organised then.

Ah, a sooperfan. Simmer down everyone, it's not a cock, it's a sooperfan. He's got tattoos and everything.

You do get about a bit, Stiffy It's bullshit, they had a chance to sign him and they fucked it up and rather than man up to it they're going on like a five year old going 'I didn't really mean it and I never wanted it anyway so nur.'

'By most of the big four'. That'd be three then.

Aye, he didn't show up for work for a month, I dunno why anyone is looking any further than that Wait, is this a thing?

Is it not £2.5k for the cherry picker and the trained guys to operate it and clean the windows? They're not just gonna send Bob the janitor up with a squeegee, right?

So as of this moment the 'nays' are the players, the fans, the Spanish FA, the Spanish government, FIFA and CONCACAF. Don't think this one's a winner

He should have just fingered a couple of underage boglins, nee bother then.

Jesus Christ, tubes, just shut the fuck up already, it's fucking tedious.

3 years to reline the guttering. 3 years. It took longer to reline the guttering on that stand than it took to build it ffs

All Shola that one. What a player he was.

I've heard he's willing to take a much bigger stake if and when they get back to the champo. Easy money for Donald and that other nob, they 'buy' the club debt free using the parachute payment, do enough to get them up and then sell a year later for two or three times the original purchase price (which they didn't pay themselves anyway).

One's £80 return and the other's about £750 return? Aye, but apart from that

I'm gonna guess it was in the first chapter of his book.

you do know we're talking about José Mourinho right? the man utd manager Indeed, we somehow ended up with Rafael Benitez, the Real Madrid manager - so I wouldn't be ruling anything out. Especially as his (Jose's) stock falls somewhat. You're out of your mind. I wouldn't rule out an Allardyce / Sherwood combo. Either Manager / Assistant or Hippo Head as DoF.

Ok, so everyone just needs to take pics of everything wrong with the ground and email them to that contact Stifler posted. Let's see if they do anything when they receive hundreds of examples of the disrepair of the ground, both inside and out.

Maybe we're the probes.

Probably not now.

Jack Colback played 179 premier league games. I don't think the number of appearances a player has made is a good metric to judge quality.

To say Diame isn't Premier League quality because he's only been class for us for half a season in this league but Muto is Premier League quality because you've seen him for about 90 minutes in the league is fucking mental. That's not even getting into the other people you've mention who have barely even played never mind dominated in their position for half a season. Well, tbf, Muto and Schar it was a choice of leave them out or give them the benefit of the doubt. If i'd left them out then instead of posts like yours there'd be reams of posts questioning why they're not PL standard As for Diame, i'm just not convinced (yet). Maybe the second half of last season was the real Diame or maybe it was just a purple patch and the real Diame is the useless oaf we had lumbering around for us previously. It's an opinion at the end of the day, with the teams we've played so far it's probably too early to tell which Diame we'll get this season but if he continues like he's started I wouldn't be averse to Lascelles lamping him again.