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Congrats James You know you have to name it Hatem now, right?

Then Pardew takes over, gets them relegated along with Fat Sam and Palace, we go up as champions with Chrissy Hughton in 2nd place and everything's right with the world. Like return of the jedi but with football and cunts and incest.

I believe Stifler is our resident expert on the various olfactory highs and lows of exotic dancers.

Should you really need to tell a professional footballer not to give away free kicks in dangerous positions? He's a fucking joke and a travesty of a 'professional'. No talent, no athleticism, no brains and no balls. The sooner we palm off this little ginger cockend to whatever poor club will take him the better.

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Absolutely detestable cunt.

On what planet is Pickford worth £30m?

If you take his average goals a season into account then he's already scored most of them. He's currently on 8 goals for the season, last season he scored 15, and has only scored more than that once, when he scored 17 goals. The point is by average he shouldn't have enough goals left in him now to keep them up, especially if you consider the rate they are conceding them. I don't think it works like that

10 'homerun' signings is asking a lot like.

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Did you just make that up? Not the most reliable source but I didn't make it up. http://www.themag.co.uk/2016/12/exclusive-reports-henri-lansbury-given-permission-talk-newcastle-january-transfer-newcastle-united-watford-nottingham-forest/ The source is some blokes blog

Nah, just makes you look simple. Aye, fishing generally works best when you don't tell everyone what you're doing first. Unless you're an idiot then it's #megalolbantz.

If the football's a bit boring then at least we're playing shit football and winning rather than playing shit football and getting pissed on every week like the last four years. Give the bloke a bit of time, the obvious first priority was always to get us solid defensively. The more expansive stuff can come in time.

Nah mate, get a tarp for the promotionometer and fire up the relegationometer. Everything is bad forever*. *until we win again

There's a few decent shows and presenters on there. Adrian Durham, Colin Murray, Collymore, Jason Cundy and the other fella late on at night (with Bobby Gould too sometimes) can be pretty funny at times. There is a lot of shite on anarl like. Alan Brazil is probably the worst of the regulars, just a massive bellend.

I think a lot may depend on the business we do in January. We need another winger and some extra quality in central midfield I would say as we're quite reliant on Shelvey there at the moment. If Rafa can sell the club to some real PL quality players based on our predicted promotion then we'll look in a lot better shape and hopefully never see Colback again.

Merry Christmas NO

That's the problem with him really. He isn't a no. 9, isn't really creative enough to be a no. 10 and isn't a wide man so what do you do with him? He's kind of become one of those players that, while talented, doesn't really fit in any role you'd want to play him in. Jack of all trades if you will. It's a shame because when he first arrived you thought he was gonna be a star. Full of tricks and turns, beating his man and squeezing out of trouble. He's got a good finish too but it's looked for a while now like he's just going through the motions.

We love a good flounce on here

You're talking to the bloke who wanted to sell Sissoko for £3m. He's not the best judge of a player

Stupid deluded geordies.

How the fuck did this guy make it to his mid-twenties?

He died in September mate. Sorry.

Wouldn't mind seeing Diame in midfield with Mitro off Gayle assuming Voldemort isn't available.

I read yesterday that Colback may be out for a while yet, more serious eye injury than first reported Shame. I'm really missing the little ginger fucknut.