loki679

Good work from squidward

Still doing the 17th minute applause?

Playing some decent stuff so far

Obertan Why's SDJ on the bench anyway? Unfit?

She can piss off a table onto my face. Deuce man, I thought you were better than that.

Which club?

A 27 year old £1m Ghanaian from the championship? I'm gonna need more tissues.

It's really surprising that up and coming coaches don't want to join a club that has publicly admitted it has no ambition.

Yellow dress is doing that stupid duck face shit that women seem to think does not make them look ridiculous so she can piss off.

Maybe they are, but not announced yet? Yeah, they're just waiting on Zlatan so they can announce it with the Messi, Ronaldo and coaching staff signings.

You didn't answer my question - how many Wolfsburg fixtures did you watch last season to gain such an expert judgement on him? The bloke started 28 games last season (across league, cup and international), scored 20 goals and got 7 assists. Terrified of the ball he is, absolutely terrified. Fine. He's a penalty box striker with good general instincts but needs to be force fed. In other words his ability on the ball isn't very good at all and seeing as we don't really create much it would be De Jong mk2 ( the crap one) except i agree with Unbelievable, De Jong is a better player. Still didn't answer my question, but okay Lets hope we don't sign this bloke, because four people on an internet forum claim to have scouted him on a regular basis (with their intense and fantastic scouting record) and deem him unable to be a success for us. :cheesy: And your qualification for opining on this subject is? I've not said he's good nor bad, I've just criticised others who have slated a man who they've barely seen kick a ball. I've simply stated to give the bloke a chance (should he sign). True, summer is the real test imo.

You didn't answer my question - how many Wolfsburg fixtures did you watch last season to gain such an expert judgement on him? The bloke started 28 games last season (across league, cup and international), scored 20 goals and got 7 assists. Terrified of the ball he is, absolutely terrified. Fine. He's a penalty box striker with good general instincts but needs to be force fed. In other words his ability on the ball isn't very good at all and seeing as we don't really create much it would be De Jong mk2 ( the crap one) except i agree with Unbelievable, De Jong is a better player. Still didn't answer my question, but okay Lets hope we don't sign this bloke, because four people on an internet forum claim to have scouted him on a regular basis (with their intense and fantastic scouting record) and deem him unable to be a success for us. :cheesy: And your qualification for opining on this subject is?

Assombalonga who's out until next February? Oh man! Forgot about that. Could do a cracking song for him to Shaggys 'Oh Carolina' though.

They've spelt 'Heineken' wrong on the 'Alternatives' page like. Cracking effort from these lads and lasses, glad someone is making an effort to mobilise our fanbase.

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Well we've been conned plenty of times about this in the past with Ashley, but this time he's actually come out on tv and implied we would be spending big money in order to win something. McClaren might have a chance if that happens but if we just carry on penny pinching he's going to get just as many pelters as Pardew. Aye, summer is the real test imo.

I can honestly say I haven't attended a single game since keegan got sacked and I have no intention of doing so until Ashley is gone. edit: And the shoe fits, scab.

That goes for every single one of you renewing your season tickets. You're opening your mouth and taking what fat mike gives you. Don't you dare complain when it goes tits up because this is what you paid for and what you wanted. Bitches.

Me. I go to all home games and have had a season ticket since 1982. Before I got a mortgage, a wife, 2 kids and 2 dogs I used to go to about 75% to 80% of away's as well but not travelled away for a long time now. I can't afford it but even if I could I don't think I could be arsed with the travelling anymore. Aye got to get away from the wife eh? Well, everything that is happening to this club is thanks to you, scab. Keep giving money to the troll in charge and make sure you wipe his jizz from your chin after you renew, scab.

So who still has a ST and is still planning to attend? Name yourselves that we might pour scorn upon you.

Why? And why should we accept that? I'm not saying we have to accept it. But 50,000 will next season no matter what we say here. Unless Ashley makes a monumental howler and puts Carver in charge most fans will be placated with McClaren and a couple of signings. Ashley will have bought himself another season at worst. Then you have to change their minds.

Let's stop accepting mediocrity because it's slightly less bad than the shit we were fed before. We are one of the biggest clubs in england. We've won four championships and six FA cups. We are in the top twenty richest clubs in Europe. We've played in europe and beaten the likes of Barcelona and won a trophy doing it. We are one of the best supported clubs in the country averaging 50k a game which is only limited by the size of the stadium and the owner. We challenged for the title, we challenged for cups, we terrorised and entertained europe. This coma is not what NUFC is, we have to demand better.

Why? And why should we accept that?

Not when this arsehole is the manager it doesn't. What makes Carr this "super" scout ? because we got a bargain in Cabaye, brought in Sissoko on the cheap before his contract ran down and a few promising youngsters in Haidara and Perez ? There's really not much else of note on his resume, remember the team he's helped to build has finished 16th, 10th and 15th in the last 3 season (under awful management but still there has been an acknowledgment that the squad has simply not been good enough). Is this really better than the scouting they have at clubs like Southampton, Swansea, Crystal Palace or any other club that finished way above us last year. "Jobs for the boys" very rarely if ever works. Carr isn't going anywhere though, so you might as well bring in someone that will work with him, surely?! IMO Carr has done a good job getting players in, and it's a damn shame they haven't been used properly for the most part. A chief scout is far less important than a good manager. If needs be peddle him and get a chief scout in who is willing to work for the good of the club rather than getting his mates a job. Absolutely, madness having a structure where the manager has to get on with the chief scout in order to be in consideration for the role. The whole thing stinks. Can you imagine Arsenal or Liverpool being ran like this? It's a fucking joke and it's about time we did something about it. If you give one single penny to this club then you're part of the problem. If you go to a home game, you're part of the problem, if you buy official merchandise you're part of the problem, if any item of clothing you own has a big fucking WONGA sticker on it you're part of the problem. This bilious maggot thrives on the money it sucks from our somnolent veins and it's time to kill it. Fire and brimstone and scorch the earth if we have to, drive the pestilence out.

They have some sporting ambition unfortunately.