loki679

Sky hyped tribalism.

What are you on about? We used to have red numbers.

Giv Beardo Dyaz soldiers

Vice captain I think. Give de Jong the armband.

How could you tell the difference? All the colour drained from his face.

Yeah, that's a load of bollocks.

Thought we did alright. We didn't create too much but we seemed solid and well organised. The effort and commitment was night and day from the Palace debacle though, that was nice to see. Thought de Jong was a high point. He's possibly a little one paced but he seems good technically and most importantly for me he was a leader on the pitch, something we've been missing for a long long time. I'd keep him in the side just for that. Lovely actually being able to take the piss out of my Liverpool supporting brother after a game with them too

Colback off, Gouffran on. I'm finding myself quite conflicted.

Get the fuck in

Nar, you'd only spend it on blue pop and morning after pills for your sister.

Not a lot happening at either end like. Largely congested in midfield.

Better taste in trousers.

Just touch it outside and hit it ffs. What a pillock.

Have we had a shot yet?

HTL

If by some weird chance I ever discover a disgusting, horrible weird new disease i'm gonna name it Anita Colback Syndrome.

Is it just me or is the major change being to drop the two players who are least to blame for our shite performaces?

I can go along with this. So when do start supporting Liverpool again Mike? I'm going to gradually slink away from this tire fire. The change will be subtle. Our stench is pervasive. You'll have it good for a season or two then they'll sack Klopp and appoint Gerry Francis. You'll slide inexorably into the darkness and join us in League Two and it'll be all your fault. So you're saying I'll get two good seasons? Because I'm 0/10 fucking with the Geordies. Tbh Mike, based on your record you'll probably get to the party just as the stripper finishes getting dressed and the lights go up.

I can go along with this. So when do start supporting Liverpool again Mike? I'm going to gradually slink away from this tire fire. The change will be subtle. Our stench is pervasive. You'll have it good for a season or two then they'll sack Klopp and appoint Gerry Francis. You'll slide inexorably into the darkness and join us in League Two and it'll be all your fault.

She spelled 'Eye AIDS inducing hoofball' wrong.

Our current points per game stands at about 0.7. Taking 7 points from those 5 games would mean 1.4 ppg. Can't see it happening myself, especially against those five teams.

Three possibilities I can see if that 5-3-2 stuff is true are 1. He's trying to put his faith in experience and the older heads 2. He's trying to get the sack 3. He's a complete idiot Whatever his reasoning it would be an absolutely stupid decision if true. Becoming clearer by the day that he's not up to the job.

Fuck him. He's a colossal bellend.

What the fuck? These are footballers and you're sitting them down for an hour and giving them speeches? What are we doing?

Not having that like. We got Pardew who nobody wanted, Carver who's not a manager and McClaren who almost nobody wanted. Maybe if we appointed a decent f***ing manager with decent f***ing credentials and decent f***ing experience we wouldn't have this same problem again and again. On the whole, what you've said is bang on though. Cheers, that means a lot coming from you.