Loki679

Damned Johnny come latelys have only been supporting us for 23 years (of largely shite)

A baby elephant with four large fries and a deep fried kebab.

Not gonna happen Shit, we almost got relegated and never thought of sacking the cunt that shall not be named.

Think gimp said it, wait until the first time he's got to get across the goal and down to the corner to make a save They'll have changed ends by the time he gets there

I never thought he was the right man for our club and my opinion hasn't changed. We needed a strong, charismatic leader. Someone who's not only a good manager but has some gravitas and a reputation that would inspire respect. I've come to expect nothing less from this regime though. We appoint our managers In the same way that we buy players based not on what we need but for the cheapest and potentially most profitable deals we can find. The tinfoil hat in me sometimes suspects Ashley appoints cheap English managers in the misguided hope that at some point they'll avoid fucking things up enough for England to come calling with a big fat compensation cheque. Until the philosophy of the club changes, a change which can only come from the top, we're going to be Tesco value beans in a Heinz tin.

Cometh the hour, cometh the man. Then cometh Blob Jelliot.

We'll be on about -8 by May then

I'm sure there's no connection there. p.s. Could someone post the tweets for those of us living under oppressive regimes?

Think they've just had summit number one. Summit appenin!

I think 'why do you want to stay in the premier league?' is an equally valid question.

Liverpool fans are just pure . Hard to understand really as Everton fans tend to be alright.

I voted yes. What do we get out of being in the prem anyway?

Not many defenders getting a mention. Bit light on midfielders too.

Have we had a transfer summit yet? That's the main thing.

Blatter been suspended but won't leave FIFA HQ

I thought we were showing some decent signs before that. I see. I was going for a sample size of about 8 years rather than 8 games.

Is that golf shop in downtown Mogadishu or something? http://www.golfpunkhq.com/mediaLibrary/images/english/8355.jpg

Aye Steve, it was close, if we could have just nicked another 6 at the end....

Maybe we should give that system a try.

Not a red card?

8 minutes without conceding. Think we've weathered the storm lads. The boats a fucking wreck on the shore and everybodys dead but we've weathered the storm.

It was going really well too.

We must just spend half time flaying them with hoses.

My favourite non-NUFC player in the prem, think he's absolutely brilliant. Got a bit of Pedro about him.