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At least we can look forward to the Alan Smith-esque celebration when he eventually departs for Peterboro Utd in six years. What a fucking waste of time, we genuinely don't give a fuck about winning anything, do we?

I reckon you're out by about £10 million.

Aye, i'm flying a 14,000 mile round trip every two weeks to watch him. 2/10 WNB.

I've never seen that joke before. That's hilarious.

Enough of your ex's break up letter, what's your thoughts on Colback?

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Which is mad considering we payed £15m for Alan Shearer 18 years ago. Do you want european football and a shot at the title relegation and administration?

You make it sound like it's not possible for players in teams that finish in the bottom half of the table can ever be capable of playing in a team competing higher and doing a job. We know that's not true like. Most of them end up serial relegators or continual strugglers. It's cos they're shit. They're one eleventh of a shit team which is shit because they and their team-mates are shit. They might look a little less shit than the shit around them but they're still shit.

Aye, his current team are tearing up trees like. There's a reason relegated / relegation fodder players play for relegation / relegation fodder teams. It's not cos they're good.

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This is what happens when you try and make money instead of trying to do well. Our club asks 'how much can we make on him?' while other clubs ask 'how many games can he win us?'. You don't get money out of football. You put money in, you get football out.

'We want £12m' '£6.5m' 'Um, ok, let's say £11m' '£6.51m' 'How about you get tae fuck?' '£6.52m' Chronicle: 'NEWCASTLE UNITED HAVE TWICE UPPED THEIR BID IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO SIGN P.GEORDIO'. NUFCfans: 'Fuckin forrins being greedy bastards, club have done well to tell them to fuck off.' Normal people:

Sad to hear. I remember being blown by the Japanese women's team at the last women's WC. They played an incredibly technical style. Must have been a great night, wel jel.

So Shola gets in the squad and immediately turns rubbish again. Reminds me of the one or two half decent performances he used to put in just before contract renewal time before, inevitably, reverting to being the most pointlessly fouling man in the world. We're dealing with a genius here. Still, it's Nigeria's problem now so :lol::lol::lol:

Bet Mr Newcastle and his slimy cunt of an agent will fist pump off to the oil money in a second if they get the chance.

Just hope one day one of his victims turns out to be immune to chloroform and does him in.

Some of you are out your fucking minds. We're looking at Ross McCormack and Ginger McBellend and we're gonna shell £20m and sign Lukaku?

Bigi wasn't cheap and that Kemen lad (May have been Mbabu) cost a wedge anarl.

Explains why Mick is always so pissed off.

Every cloud has a ginger lining and a faint whiff of cheese and incest.

The art of the Nigerian insult. this is going to sound bad but where do nigerians get the stones to be ripping anyone else but themselves to shreds? Please elaborate on your generalisation of this diverse nation three times the size of your own. I think he called you all cunts. I'd get him for that tbh.

He's a DM for me. The stats agree so fuck your naked eye and common sense.

Sure he'll be crawling over broken glass to join us once he's heard about the club and the magnificent way it's run from Moussa and Deboosh.

We should see what happens if we give Pardew a really shit player. He might turn into a rugby player or a horse or something.