loki679

And he shall henceforth be known as 'Blow Job'

He might possibly see the front page of the newspaper.

Liar in lying shock.

Bring him in for our promotion push.

Oh, yeah, that's what makes it shit.

Hey look, team. These lot we're playing are fucking ace, we're gonna get humped. Confidence.

We ask our strikers to play defensively

http://i.imgur.com/P28buOW.jpg

Tron's had a bong and wrote a song But it was shit and we all hate it.

I'm going to say its something to do with a woman. Could be. 'Ashley the Fucking' like 'Peter the Great' or 'Christ the Redeemer'. Good solid moniker for a football slag.

He might have lost all his money and fucked up his career but at least he's still got his marbles

Nigeria, Korea and a bit of France for me.

You can't blame him for hanging around though. I'm shit at football but if NUFC kept on giving me lots of money to play for them I wouldn't say no.

On the bench or out of the squad completely?

Krul Santon Willo Colo Dummet Gouff Tiote Sidwell Colback Cisse Bent subs: Anita, Cabella, Grenier, Mbiwa, HBA, Perez The stuff dreams are made of.

ew, you married a forren? She dazzled me with her ability to control fire and use it to make things taste good.

My wife was surprised we get fresh meat in Britain. They seem to think we're still sitting round fires trying to work out what to do with the deer we just clubbed to death.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,64363.0.html

It's ok, we're used to having to break things down for the less gifted members of the forum.

Well he didn't trade any talent, because the argument was that he never had it. And he didn't trade ambition either, because his lack of talent meant he'd never play for a top team. I was talking about us.

Trade ambition and talent for money. I take it back, he's made for us.

Makes him sound exactly what he is, a bang average 5 for a quid premier league no mark. I'll make a bold prediction here. His career will see him move to a couple of bottom - mid table premier league teams where he'll do nothing of note, win nothing and be happy to avoid relegation each year. At least with our players you can possibly see them going on to do something with themselves. Fighting for mid table mediocrity with us is as good as it'll ever get for Jack and that's just fucking sad.

There's about six players i'd have ahead of him.

Or ask Liverpool, Man Utd or Arsenal.

No one is saying he's a top drawer player. Weird post. It's an indication of the standard of the player when he's playing for one of the worst teams in the division and the only clubs after him are also some of the worst clubs in the division. What's the point of signing dross?