loki679

Love that french kit, might get that.

Fuck around with the language then piss on other people for using it.

http://i.imgur.com/DKDsTQl.jpg

and it's not a tiger. Looks like a leopard or something.

It's laughing because it's just set fire to the Shrewsbury lion's house.

Call them on it. When one of these twats is on the radio saying what a great job Pardew is doing then call in and ask if they'd want him for England manager. Fucking sure they won't answer that one.

How do you know which players he's recommended? Just because we only go for the cheap / out of contract ones because we're cunts doesn't mean that's all he's putting forward.

Hodgson gets sacked, the FA take Pardew off our hands and some Arab billionaire who likes shiny trophies buys NUFC. Decent summer imo.

Grenier pulled out injured didn't he? Maybe the King didn't get the memo.

Make it so it's only handball if the attacker is also running with his arms glued to his sides. Only fair.

In my eyes that's a penalty. Then again, anything that hits the arm which isn't glued to the body is a handball for me. That's not the rule though. What's the rule? A defender is taught from early age to always glue the arm to your body in the box. I'm not sure how this handball rule is, but I agree with Mike there's argument for both sides. Just check La Liga two seasons ago when they gave a yellow card for any ball touching a hand. a free-kick or penalty will be awarded if a player "handles the ball deliberately (except for the goalkeeper within his own penalty area)" Ever tried running with your arms by your sides? It's an absurd notion.

In my eyes that's a penalty. Then again, anything that hits the arm which isn't glued to the body is a handball for me. That's not the rule though.

The land of the no armed people apparently

I'm sure other clubs encounter the issue of thinking a player is worth less than the selling club is asking like, nowhere near as consistently as us though. In this case though I think they might be right, £7.5m seems like a good fee for this lad with one year left on his contract. We don't bid what we think he's worth though. We decide what a player is worth then bid about 30% less.

Or they just forgot him.

I'd rather have it the way the mackems have and leave the easier home fixtures to the back end of the season if we're looking at a relegation scrap. Easier to build momentum that way.

It's like they all watched the Nigeria - Iran game and went 'oh, so we don't have to be entertaining and interesting then? Okie dokie'.

Where the fuck's your nose like?

They only bought him a one way ticket though.

Scolari looks like serious cat.

Looked at the ref and pointed at his chest before he fell over, the thick twat.

Loved Ochoa's little 'like a boss' face after that one

Bet she goes like a fiddler's elbow. I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to listen to her fart through a walkie talkie What he said. But i'd also want to fuck her. Some of you boys need to get out more.

Mexico keeper is having a good game.