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Cows, pigs and chickens are yummy though.

Legends or icons?

That's why Bruno is going to be so transformative to us as a team. It's an absolutely key role and position. Him and Big Joe are going to boss the midfield and either Shelvey or Willock will be free to venture further up the pitch pushing us on.

2-0 draw. Joelinton to get a hat trick and Alli to score for them.

Lads, we've finally got Big Joe looking like a footballer worth talking about, let's leave him where he is, eh?

In a team of troglodytes whose entire raison d'etre was to lump the ball as hard as they could at the box every chance they got.

Probably extend the metro all the way to Carlisle for that.

On the spectrum?

I respectfully disagree, if nobody calls this to account we'll never have a supporters trust worth talking about.

They don't give a fuck, man. As long as they can have their ego massaging circle jerk they're fine.

If only we had eyes and a whole career to look at to form an opinion.

Goddammit these pretend people in their hypothetical scenarios make me so mad.

We've got him now so time will tell. Personally I think it was a terrible bit of business on our part and there were way better ways we could have spent £25m. I'll be delighted if he proves me wrong.

The team would still need to pay a fee for them as they're still registered to us. MLS might be an option. A team like Louisiana maybe. I'd be surprised if Lewis and Clark weren't exploring a Louisiana purchase.

They could go West.

Clark and Lewis are exploring their options.

Elkeson is an interesting one. Double champions league winner with Evergrande and definitely knows where the net is. He's getting on a bit now but could do a job for us until the end of the season. Deifferent option to both Wood and Gayle too.

That's harsh. If he can get a ticket he's welcome to cheer us on to domination from the back of the Gallowgate.

So...... any half decent strikers available on a free?

Tbf though. if it's nothing from Everton until he's played 20 games then Spurs won't be getting a penny until next season anyway. Reckon they might be tempted if we sling them £5m now with a promise of another £20m if we stay up.

We can just ask Everton for their results

Count their legs and if it's more than one call it good.

Almost as important as their talent is their attitude. Our team as it stood was rife with a loser mentality, if getting some fresh blood in the team helps flush that out of our system then it'll make us a better squad. Just having some players on the pitch who believe they can win will make a difference.

Get Aubameyang back on his jet and on the way to Newcastle? Wouldn't say no as things stand.....

STOP PUTTING PAUL MERSON ON TV. Howay, it's just uncomfortable for everyone involved. He's standing thinking 'haven't got a scooby', we're all cringing in our seats and the blatant sex offender in the black polo is desperately trying to lead him to a coherent answer while mentally updating his resume.