'We'll give you this money but you have to rename your charity 'The Alex is Mint Foundation', ok?'
'er, no'
*click*
'Don't know what's wrong with these people. Another hot towel please, Greg, this one has cooled'
They're useless, ego driven cunts. Course they're not giving the money away because through that they still have some relevance. Sooner the lot of them fuck off the better.