Loki679

Cracking lineup humour potential with that last name along the 'Fish Costa Fortune' lines.

Hope Ritchie isn't his mentor at NUFC.

18 year old isn't a model poster. Shocker.

Think we're just talking about human kits in here.

Beef cheesecake?

1m for Darlow? What currency are we talking here?

How could you hate this little scamp?

Played through a bad hip injury for a long time. The man is a legend and a god.

No pardons for noncing.

The numbering system should go left to right in order of attractiveness.

Something smelt a bit fishy about it tbf.

You can get tits and nipples all over the internet (God bless those weirdo nerds from the 80s). These tits are special because they're THESE tits. If they're cgi then they're not the tits we're looking for. #TEAMREAL

And Karlo Darlow!

Here, this will end that craving, a scando special.

I heard the Association for Porcine Rights have put a bounty on his fat head.

Pair well feet rinse

Did 'Just Stop Oil' suddenly win and we missed it?

@Milanista is gonna kick your face off.

All be worth it when we use the money to bring in Kvorkianavilashvivivilivili and Freddy Cheezo.

It's not even a font, it's a typeface you're arguing about.

Can he twat the Pele into someone?

Cheesy chips with gravy is canny. Kind of a poor mans poutine.

Odds on his lass has heard that more than once

Howay Freddy Cheezo

Bet he's from Hertfordshire