loki679

HTL

Still a better option than Shelvey.

What's happened to Hayden? He's got to be a better option than Shelvey or Longstaff. Hoy Willock in front of him and Big Joe and we're laughing. 0-7.

It all hinges on us signing a midfield though. With our current players in CM we're down, no doubt.

It's amazing we're even still in with a chance tbh. If we assume Burnley win all their games in hand then we're 5 points behind them. If we can't make up 5 points on Burnley in 18 games then we deserve to go down.

You'd love China

Aye, Pardew certainly knew how to get a side firing on the front foot. Could use his nous these days.

We'll only have about 4 players if he does that

If we want to hit 36 points we need to up our ppg to 1.33. That sort of form would have got you 11th / 12th place last season. Not impossible but not likely unless we see some major changes. The Worst Midfield In The World™ needs to be brought up on trial in Geneva for crimes against humanity then broken up and the pieces scattered to the four corners of the earth, never to be spoken of again. Shelvey and Longstaff should not be on a football pitch wearing our colours again. If they are, we're down, 100%.

What was everyone expecting? It's Chris Wood from Burnley

Hope Rafa gets sacked and we move heaven and earth to get him here in some capacity.

Lascelles you fucking mug

FUCK

We've got one good midfielder and he's a striker

Miggy on ASM off

Almiron warming up

We're panicking

How we letting them cut us open like that?

FUCCKINGGG asmmmmmm

He's not running at the opposition. He's standing in front of them then losing the ball.

HOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hit the fucking target you plank

ASM just slows down our attacks. It's really fucking annoying. Get the ball, little shimmy, stand there in front of the defender for a while.