Loki679

Would be nice if the Chairman could have a word with a non-PIF club and get them to take some deadwood off our hands for big money. 'Oh, you bought Joelinton and Willock for £100m? Good for you. By the way, forgot to mention your club has been awarded a government grant of £100m to fix up the bogs at your stadium.'

Penalty. Fuck.

Fucks sake

Hall fucked

Gordon has been a complete waste of space so far, hope he gets subbed soon.

GTFI

brb, sticking my mortgage, life savings and wife on 0-0

What the fuck are you doing Gordon you selfish little cunt.

HTL

Don't get too excited, I heard it's about to break that he's a Nantes.

He's a CM just play him there. Double pivot with Miley, Bruno and Tonali (or his replacement) rotating with Woltemade as the 10 and a couple of inside forwards either side of him supporting one of the two new strikers we bring in cos ours are shite.

Europa is the sweet spot for us right now I reckon. Still a pretty well respected competition and you'll get some challenging ties but at the same time you've got a realistic shot at winning it.

At this stage of your career you'd probably take a pay cut to play for Juve just for the experience.

Lived in West Norwood for a while and it was mint. I got your back, fam.

I vote we implement an 'Every man for himself, only the strong survive' approach where temporary alliances are constantly being made and broken as the players stab each other in the back, side and front in the never ending jockeying for position in the tribe.

Why do other clubs just let their past it stars gently move on into legendhood while we have to 'retain them in some capacity'? 'He was a fantastic player for us, he'll be remembered as such and he'll never have to buy a drink on Tyneside again. Good luck, Fab, thanks for everything.' There, done, and move on.

That would actually be mint. Every country in the world drawn in a proper knockout competition and the last 32 or 64 go to the final stages. (32 if groups, 64 if pure knockout)

He does. Eats out of a dog bowl too.

'A day before the deadline, Newcastle have finally got a signing over the line after their struggles this summer. Ched McBangaveragePLplayer has put pen to paper on a contract in a £750m signing for the magpies'.

128 teams randomly drawn against each other, winner goes through. That's 7 games for the eventual winner and none of this group stage bollocks that's been added to everything to make sure the big teams still get through.

Just hope they don't flake, this could be a real boost.

The biggest red flag for me was that they're both not very good footballers.

Aye, just a shame it never is.

Sounds like a load of horseshit to me, like

'Allegations' is pushing it