loki679

Remember me granda telling me about the time we managed to control our amortisation and kept our costs to earnings ratio below the required 70%. Halcyon days.

So how the fuck did we convince them to pay £35m for Anderson?

Clown shoes

I'm going to stop calling them Notts Forest in appreciation for their generosity towards us

It makes sense when you recognise that there are only 6 'member' clubs.

Everybody knew we needed a RW

Think it means Wor Buzza is having a canny Saturday

As good as he's been for us I'd let him go.

Parents will do a lot to shut up an annoying kid.

He's Liverpool, mate.

Mike. Don't forget Mike.

Maybe the fire at SJP ignites an underground coal seam and blows up the planet.

We're not all gonna die then, max 52k would plus whoever happens to be working there.

Do we all die in SJP or are these separate incidents? Like is there some kind of nuclear armageddon after the fire?

Would be pure Newcastle to be taken over by the Saudis just as they go skint

No real difference between them, one's just colder.

Hope this leaves Everton screwed for FFP.

Cos we'll have just won the quadruple and be favourites to win everything and be the biggest cloob in the world by then.

Tax free too afaik. Rinse them for 200k a week on a two year contract and you're looking at a cool £20mil. Not a bad retirement fund.

Millions and millions of pounds and a life of absolute luxury wanting for nothing is a hell of a consolation prize

12 miles maybe

Freddie Cheezo with Minteh as backup and Murphy playing the utility role for the right side would be decent.

Got the Sela yorkshire pudding there and the meat on the inside

I like the keepers kit, it's carrot and veg. We'll have a full sunday dinner when we spill our gravy down it.