loki679

Doesn't know all the words. Sell him.

Right lads, if we need to see it out, smack Dan in the face.

Two ways. First way is you need to be recommended by three geordies of good standing. You'll then spend 90 days in meditation considering the geordie faith and your place within it. Following that, you'll spend 3 months training with a master in the tibetan mountains where your only sustenance will be signed pictures of Kevin Keegan and boiled 96 home shirts. You then begin the trials. You'll be starved, beaten and forced to repeatedly watch replays of the mackems beating us 3-0. If your faith is still resolute after months of this then you'll be forced to sit in the East Stand for a whole season. Assuming you survive that, you'll be placed in a 4' x 4' cell for a period of six months where your only food will be cheesy chips, your only drink blue pop and your only gratification your own sister. This is followed by a period of meditation and recovery before you may finally present yourself to the council, confirm your true black and white heart and be accepted into the brotherhood. The other way is you send me your wechat id, I add you as a friend and add you to the group. Much like Allardyce, I'd recommend route one.

There's 120 geordies in the magpies in china weixin group

Checks out

哈哈， 我不是中国人， 我是英国人

我目前住在深圳，尽管我们家在广州。很高兴这里有中国人 。小心 Mike，他不喜欢亚洲人。

Aye, I remember the last rumour about a virus in China. Whereabouts in China are you btw?

Does he do a handstand or something?

Why does it matter?

You've got a bird flu epidemic kicking off in the USA and HMPV breaking out in China too. Can't wait for the daily testing, masks and lockdowns to start again......

Plastic cunt.

White collar criminals don't get real punishment anyway, he'll be grand.

Nice sentiments but ultimately there's no loyalty in football.

We never seem to win at Old Trafford but we're in good form and these are shite. Their best players are out and we've got our midfield trio who should take control in the middle and steamroller them. 2-0 loss.

Are we talking normal left footed or Almiron left footed?

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Probably the biggest sign of their downfall and loss of relevance is that they're not really even the most contemptible cunt fanbase anymore. Liverpool have picked up that ball and ran with it.

Gravy stained?

Need Grumpy old bellend in here to bring some proper mackematics.

Was walking down the street the other day and saw a Man Utd season ticket nailed to a tree. I thought ‘I'll have that!’. You can never have too many nails.

Rob Elliot's Crawley on vs Birmingham right now.

I want Bakayoko based on nothing more than Ibrahim Bakayoko being an absolute legend for me on championship manager back in the day.

We don't talk about seat 262. Ever.