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Imagine if we signed another left winger Chuck another goalkeeper in while we're at it.

DON'T BUY FROM THE PREMIER LEAGUE THEN

Apparently third choice strikers are like the fancy China your nana used to have.

So anything happening? We seem to get a flurry of stories about a new stadium and then it all goes quiet. Rinse and repeat.

I vote we start a petition to have Kaka named NUFC head of recruitment. Never get linked with another mediocre yet expensive mid table premier league plodder again.

I believe it's been delayed while they consider Stifler's emails.

COS THEY'RE COMING OVER HERE AND TAKING OUR JOBS

No, we need to stop hanging onto players long after they should have been moved on.

Remember this every time Almiron cuts inside and ruins an attack or screws something up by being completely unable to use his right foot.

You can't judge Bunce off Wilson's fitness. Bloke blinks and breaks his back. It's like judging a teacher on how much Latin your pet donkey has learned.

What was the one with the weird spikes on the stripes?

Mixing the peas into the mash is the god tier move. Dice some chicken breast dead small and fry it and hoy that in too works a treat. Cheese the whole thing up, chuck it in a giant yorkie and you're laughing.

All those years of hard earned respect gone, in the blink of an eye.

Now we're talking

Got to stick some peas and mash in that giant yorkshire too.

I'd much rather it was some stylised, simplified crap with no character or reference to the club's history that saves 25p per shirt on printing costs, like.

What's annoying is that this (and the RW situation) were all so predictable and we did nothing about it.

Except no.9. Never no.9.

Bruno needs to have a go more often.

Joelinton on the right

That Yates is a right cunt, like.

Co-commentator on the international feed says 'football' instead of 'ball'. This is going to be infuriating.

HTL

Howay, Jimburst takes some fancy photos of whatever fibre laden non-food he's torturing his stomach with occasionally.