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Utter joke.

We wouldn't be allowed to enter the same UEFA competition, would we?

Would have been mint to have Staveley walking in like Osiris at the meeting of the System Lords to announce the return of Anubis.

Is it the dismembering that's an issue? Cos on a practical level you ain't getting a body out of an embassy unnoticed unless you chop it up.

Don't open it then

I'd eat that tbh, sounds mint.

Doesn't matter. Once they've had 5 minutes with KK they'll be gagging to sign.

Bit of a stretch calling that shite 'tv media'. It's a visual tissue for a bunch of wankers.

Little nod, glasses in the pocket and raise a glass to our success.

They've obviously come in with plans to expand the commercial and hospitality revenue. The fact they're already hiring chefs and staff is amazing.

Get him in training the young strikers.

World of Warcraft virgins at it again

No residents if we buy all the houses.

Don't fancy Lingaard or Zaha tbh. Think we can do better.

You won't read this then since you're definitely avoiding this thread and not just posting to be a nob.

I'm not really bothered tbh, there's worse countries in the world and really that's just the way the world is. I don't agree with a lot of the stuff they do but it's their business and if I was to boycott everything coming from a regime I disagree with then I'd basically never do anything. If the Saudi's have a revolution and it's sunshine and roses in the streets then more power to them but that's not got much to do with Newcastle beating Stoke 3-0 in the league cup.

Fuck's sake, James, you do post some absolute drivel at times.

54's fatha nonced him after a goal.

I would hope we'd have enough about us to go for 'Con te partiro'.

Indeed

Stroke of luck with that surname, like. You'd have been fucked if your name was Mike Burnley.

I love that she got called a tyre kicker and was accused of not having the money so she went away and came back with Saudi Arabia and the richest men in Britain as her partners. Like some nobhead starting on you outside the kebab shop and you coming back 10 minutes later with Mike Tyson

Football clubs don't come with a 14 day returns policy or anything, do they?

Don't think we were anyone's favourite 2nd team, like. Not if they'd watched more than 10 minutes of one of our games anyway Not sure we were even our favourite team tbh.