loki679

Shearer, Lee, Ginola is the correct answer.

Can we get rid of that smiley?

Have you tried turning it off and on?

Cheers mate

Must be hard for him not getting any now the kids have gone.

Well it's achieved nothing but stroking some egos so job done as far as the pledge is concerned.

I can't be the only one who has no idea what a bleep test is

Stumbling block?

Have we forgotten what club this is? We signed a lad and he immediately got injured with a collapsed lung. One of our star players couldn't go on pre-season because his visa was denied due to unpaid dental bills or something. We had 4 managers in one season not so long ago ffs. Nothing's ever simple.

Does it matter? The bloke who does twitter and facebook for the club isn't gonna be doing the negotiations, man

Not his fault he's getting picked. He's a reliable squad player / bench warmer but shouldn't be in the first XI.

He's a useless waste of space and the sooner we're rid of him the better.

Around 2.5 for me. It could realistically happen but we've got the players to get out of it given the right coaching and tactics. Anything over a 5 at this stage of the season is absurd.

Why aren't any of these other clubs fans coming in peace?

. If you're passing to their keeper or the St John's ambulance lot, aye.

He's wank.

Let's not say owt and start posting porn in the pre match thread after the games started.

Why's this thread getting locked?

This is gonna be turgid. This dumb motherfucker couldn't pick his nose.

Probably. It was only an hour or so ago.

Physically Beg Jow has everything to be a fantastic striker. He's big enough to win headers but not so big he's a carthorse, strong enough to hold defenders off but small enough to be nimble and maintain mobility, quick enough to get into scoring positions. Crying shame he's got no talent.

Aye. Conte has a relegation on his CV too. That went well

Better than evens chance he'd say either 'the paper' or 'Ceefax'