loki679

They've clearly been told as soon as ASM gets it get mulitple bodies on him. Our cunning plan A has been foiled.

He's a mentalist now.

Good from Manq

A player said we were the hardest team to play against because we had no plan or shape

Leaving out your best players is an interesting strategy.

HTL

Relegation would be an advantage

Beginning of womanhood down the road.

As I remember that's the alias of one of the utter dickheads who kept getting banned (hence the name). Tubes, maybe or the other total nobber.

'The Little Waster'

Fucking big bed.

Unfortunate placement of the dildo like free kick spray from the ref.

What's Darlow doing?

It's a cunning plan. Our players are fucked from their bacon sandwich diet and 6 days out of 7 off every week so he's saved our best, Willock, Almiron and Beg Jow, for the second half so they're not gassed. 4-0 Newcastle.

I'm just comforting myself with the fact the manager, at any given point when the camera is on him, isn't thinking about food. Baby steps.

HTL

Can we just give players 100 year contracts with a break option at 3 years then?

We get every game for about £30 a year

I'd rather they just shut up and fucked off.

Stopped clock.

Delighted he's finally gone but I think the thing we all need to keep in mind and remember about this is that Mike wants Pardew back to replace him.

I don't really care if it does change the results, I just want him out.

Wouldn't a bogo just be buying something?

Our average formation is just a blob in the middle of the pitch