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W A I ah fuck, sorry, i've killed meself.

Get rid of the V and reverse it and you get Nee leeg nit rats which seems vaguely appropriate for them.

About an hour

Part of me hopes he named his plane that so in an emergency he can jump up and shout "Quickly! ToMato!"

It's horseshit anyway, we all know what the real test is for whether someone is allowed to buy a club.

This monster must be stopped!

Best not bother then.

What are the chances he's not?

Fucking hell, he was trying to finger 15 year old lasses round the back of a takeaway, where's your self respect?

There's your problem.

Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion to the toontownman cliffhanger.

Aye, that'll Hertz him. We'll Avis eyes out by the end of the season.

'Any cash we get would be a bonus' This season's gonna be mint.

Good luck marketing that in asia

Obviously gonna be a full house.

Just when you thought our takeover couldn't get any more pathetic.

They don't even know who owns Palace.

Aye, clear the plan is to try and put everything off until the Saudis get fed up and go somewhere else.

£10k an hour for 'tell them we'll do it later'

Branko in bother over a 16 year old lass. Again.

Has any other football club had as many bids as us described as 'derisory' over the last 15 years?

The post before yours was criticizing Shearer

If you're still going to the match at this point you're probably not the type to really have a go. Might be a few boos but it won't be anywhere near the toxicity a rabid hoard at SJP used to generate.