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They abused her man as well, sounds like a recipe for a country and western song.

I think we might be expecting too much too soon. He's been in post 3 days and needs to shake off 6 years of mismanagement

Some mouth-watering football on display there, if Benitez got our lot doing 10% of that I'd be very impressed seeing as they (RM) are some of the best players. But a lot of it was simple stuff also, triangles and quick passes which in theory anyone can be drilled to do to a reasonable level. So drill away Rafa, drill away. Why have you got the illegitimate son of Ozzy Ardiles and Alan Sugar as your avatar

It's good news for everyone who isn't s*** tbh. Watch it turn out that Gouff is actually a tremendous CB underneath it all.

Why is Nasser Hussain in between Gerrard and Carragher

SSN talk utter tosh though cos it makes people turn on SSN

Kids - just say NO

When can we formally start booing him? Team selection Monday night I reckon It's gonna be a media storm if he takes us on. Evidence if it were ever needed that there really is only one club in the NE

Would be nice if it was to do something radical like train

Bet he found out from the tea lady

Ryder's next tweet will be, McClaren is still firmly in post and has signed a new 5 yr contract... as Benitez holds up the scarf in the background

Is it going to be an excruciatingly embarrassing situation when Benitez goes into his office and McClaren is still in his seat clinging on to the arms, followed by Benitez trying to squeeze on and push him off

They've not got f***ing clue what's going on! For such a 'powerful' media outlet they are grade A bluff merchants. If it wasn't for Hayley McQueen and friends my foot would be going through the tv. I hate the programme to be honest. Everything is just made too dramatic. Transfer deadline day has to be the most cringeworthy viewing of the year as they try and tell people to get excited about Roger Blackwell moving from Rotherham to Brighton. Give owwa man! Useless turd will be referring to the weather

I'm not confident due to the rank incompetence of anyone in charge of our club. It shouldn't take this long so there must be something delaying it and I wouldn't be one bit surprised if Benitez is having second thoughts. Why the hell would anyone want to work with that lot? Players and staff

If we are in the Championship I doubt the investment will be heavy

Benitez lives in Caldy which is about 4 miles down the road from where I am. When he bought the house it was the most expensive on the Wirral at 5 million. That is probably it.

Charnley has gone all shy, someone bring him out from behind his mum's leg and get the stupid cretin to talk

What a load of bollocks, the media has been speculating for the last 2 weeks. What does that even mean? A journalist told him? So a hack said, 'Steve I hear you've been sacked' which translates as the media telling him. He'll be expressing outrage that his wife's told him what's for tea before he sat down the utter plum

It's already been reported that Siem De Jong has strained an eye tendon and torn his frown muscle whilst expressing surprise at the impending appointment he is expected to be out for a year

How long till he the useless fat Spanish waiter? I give it a month

Plus he is tiny, look at him compared to those apples and that fork handle

Please tell me that's the head of Steve McLaren in the bag

Caught with his hand in her jeans Even though she was just in her teens Behind the Chinese Playing Weez keys are theez Probably 4 years that means

What if it all goes Newcastleesque tits up? He hasn't really set the world on fire since Liverpool sacked him. A step up from Pardew, Carver and McLaren but if he does get the job he needs to work fucking miracles

It's linked to A love Supreme which is one of their biggest sites. Should be renamed A love Fifteen though