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Christ you'd love him at a party, what a miserable tosser

But now you can shoot towards your own goal.

I thought Diame was a monster yesterday, calmness and quality

Throw him in tonight I say, if he can't run it off he is dead to me

Who did the medical, Dr Nick?

And to be fair given the exchange rate this is a good time to export the utter tvvat

Is anyone else thinking he's conjuring up images of Churchill there with that inspiring, motivational quote?

:lol: :lol: or el paedico

His biggest problem is he doesn't really know how to protect the ball. The sending off against Spurs a prime example, in trying to get between the ball and the opposition player he launches in with a high boot which looks really bad when it catches the opponent.

Clearly never left the boundary of Pennywell, this comment is on the sale of Kaboul 'Pull the other one. So we just sell the fucker and accept a loss because of personal reasons? What's in London?'

Would it not just be better donating his body to medical science, no cash but a lot of kudos.

Let's hope they really copy us and get relegated

All that was missing there was an organised bare knuckle fight.

I think they'll be comfortable this year, by that I mean safe with 3 or 4 games to go

It would be hilarious if he ends up at palace. He did think he was heading for royalty with Real but he might have to settle for the palace

We are 2 games into the season and whilst they haven't gone well it is far to early to get your boxers in a bundle. I'm the eternal pessimist and even I am not too worried. We need more leaders and time to bed in but I am confident we can get it right.

They looked well organised yesterday I thought, functional and ball over the top all the time but effective. They at least looked like they knew what they were doing

Pardew would have publicly apologised to Sissoko and promised him a transfer within a week

Surprised, him being a massive lads fan and all

I am waiting for my Directorship at work and hopeful it will be today, I've worked for this company for years and given my all, hopefully my colleagues will understand......... still no call from the board........ they might have lost my number............ best put it on the intranet......................... still nothing and its been a week.................. just had a call from HR........... they have said my disruptive behaviour is unbecoming of the cleaning staff and I am on an official warning.................... wonder if the board know about this, they'll be furious...........wait till I'm in charge they'll see, they'll pay

Aye thety went in a few parka hoods tho as I recall which created a great deal of mirth and absolutely no thought of consequence

He would struggle in walking football

The delight on that baldy bloke is up there with the birth of his kids and that grey haired bloke on the left has clearly just had a waft of the fat lasses' armpit

You just know Colback is going to be in there somewhere though

He's coming over to say that Moussa has a verruca so can he be excused for Saturday