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'AMEOBI CLOSING INNNNNNNN...it's out of the stadium.' 'AMEOBI CLOSING INNNNNNNN...throw in Liverpool'

I know, i have a similar perception i can't believe that my daughter is a better fullback than, for example Paul Dummett

My issue with him is that he kicks the ball like a 5 year old

I haven't seen any City fans saying how great Wigan were yesterday either, no letter of thanks to the supporters or phone ins awash with gratitude for the way Wigan behaved themselves. Wonder why.................... Little Sunderland delighted at the pat on the head from the cup winners and so delighted were they that they had been recognised for something other than hating Newcastle they decided to have street parties.

Now I don't want to go over the top but as far as I'm concerned he is the bastard offspring of Aleister Crowley and Myra Hindley and he should be under strict house arrest for the forseeable... and wear an ankle tag. We all know that grey hair is much coarser than normal and he could have had that lads eye out easily so in my opinion the FA shouldn't just throw the book but the entire library at him. Children up and down the country will this very day be strolling through the playground, leading with their forehead. Where will it all end??

They'll be alright this season, there are three worse teams than them easily. Cardiff, Fulham and Norwich. Bassong was great yesterday, one man relegation mission.

I'm all confused, this guy sees a decent well adjusted individual with and ability to give perspective.

Ridiculous to compare a managers actions to a players. It is a physical game and the players are always in contact with each other which the manager has no such excuse. It's like the ref punching a boxer.

His first touch is that of a croquet mallet

and kick and run and kick and run and over run and kick and run

Class apart today, he has the ability to take the ball away from a striker that is as good as I have seen

According to the opta stats he was our second fastest player behing Dummett on Saturday. That's like being the least gammy leper

I actually think you could pleasure yourself between those.............. if you were that way inclined .........which errr.. I'm not

http://i.imgur.com/UUtZDur.jpg There's three. I don't know who's in the envelope but Brendan has come down a cup size or two since that picture. Is he wearing a wonderbra?

It was a proper 1970s tackle though, the sort Norman Hunter would have been applauded for

Isn't it odd that Shola and Sammy aren't known as the SAS like Suarez and Sturridge....

I'm more surprised he was in the right position wasn't next door waving his arms aroond

That's not a challenge by the way!!

There's wordplay to be had around 'The Chronicles of Riddick' that are not only deeply politically incorrect but possibly illegal

Love the renaming :clap: :slowclap:

Anyway about the Chronicle.......... Shall we contact them and investigate whether they employ a nationally proportionate number of employees with a disability??

Anyway to get back to the original point, the chronicle would never have printed that even a month ago. They can hopefully see the groundswell of support and are piling in.

Are you serious?? Hardly the crime of the century and he was chaperoning her grandaughters

They have been a bit peeved in the past but once they bring the personal stories into the equation then its ramped up a few notches

Looks like the chronical has found its gonads following the media ban. Shame it wasn't for the right reasons but none the less they are clearly on the attack!! http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-united-take-season-ticket-6678233 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/mike-ashley-facing-financial-backlash-6678113