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Harry Maguire sounds like he should have played for Burnleys 1914 FA Cup winning team. Oldest sounding player in the world. Along with Harry Winks who sounds like a WW2 fighter ace

The whole plane idea is just shit and mentioning Bradley Lowery would be interpreted as taking the piss.

Dean, Bob and Andy I assume

'Serial handrail humper Julio Arca............'

Amazing, just when it could not get weirder. From harbouring child molesters to carnal relations with walking aids.

All the mobility of an Easter island statue Decent goal City

Teams top of the championship rarely play well this time of the season. The pressure builds and builds, we have been turd but so have Huddersfield and Brighton. I can see points dropped by all of us in the next few games

No excuse for surrendering that amount of possession at home. We're playing Fulham not Barcelona

is that him that caused us problems in the away game? Aye plays for QPR so was always unlikely to feature

Their prices aren't changing so says the Chronicle. £25 is for a childs season ticket, which is fair play IMO. I know they're hardly in a position to sell themselves to the new generation of mongo's but even still they may as well get them in now and let the knackers who pay for their season tickets try and get them into it properly, so as far as business strategy goes it makes sense. £25 is better than f*** all, which is what they'd normally get for a lot of seats due to the free tickets. I agree with slating them on the free tickets patter because it's just horrendous and shows how much of a joke they are, but they're hardly going to be charging a fortune for season tickets either given the fact that they're absolute s**** and they also live in a massively under-privileged area where people there don't have much money. Yeah that tickled me as well ??

Hasn't their game been postponed due to Boro still being in the FA cup?

Those idiots think they are getting £30 million for Pickford. He is a decent keeper and shot stopper but too small. They will be lucky to get £10 million

I assume you're talking about the 3rd goal

Is it Pac-man?

Looked deliberate to me if I'm being honest, plus he must have known he had stamped on his head but didn't seem to offer anything by way of apology

Some of our players??? I would hope they all are

Yes, yes and yes again. It was f***ing s**** last night. Felt like I spent a third of the game listening to the crowd reaction to try and work out what was happening on the pitch. Meanwhile the Sky cameras are going for a super zoom on David Stockdale. And who at one point in the commentary decided to call Robbie Stockdale ex Boro and current mackem coach

And also to be fair to him Diame may not have been as effective in that role from the start

Let's face it Colhack will start, Rafa is pretty cautious especially away from home

I think you'll find the final deft pass was from Murphy who cleverly aimed for the angle on Diame's ankle bone that would produce the necessary trajectory to find the top corner

He is great without the ball, which is not a good trait for a footballer

He might be more of an impact sub like, freash when all around are goosed suits him perfectly

Agreed, Saturday's game is more important than this one.

He requires about the same time as a golfer putting for the Open to pass to a teammate

Can I say Colback had a decent 2nd half