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That must be lie being told your best mate's, brother's friend isn't playing out

And if is trying to find Mitrovic he'd be better off looking in the ref's book

2nd verse Then i saw his face And he's an old geezer But his pace puts doubt in my mind I'm in love oooooh Chancel Mbemba, he can't remember Cos he lied

Fine athlete, poor technique. Constsnly tries to play the ball through his opponent which when it works, which is once in every thirty, looks like he knows what he is doing. He rarely does, he couldn't tame the ball with a chair and a whip

Probably just having a medical. Since yesterday afternoon? Who is doing the medical, Harold Shipman?

Why do we take so long to finalise anything, does Ashley take them on a tour of local Shite Direct shops to see if they want some awful clobber?

Joking aren't you? Dummett is not the answer at the back for us. Not bad as backup but to play every week, no-where near good enough. Dummett's a very competent defender. He's by-no-means the answer, but he's our best centre half, currently. Until we bring in another after Mbemba, he's the one I'd be looking to play. Don't rate the lad at all. Our best defender? That says nothing really. We need to be looking at another centre half although I doubt we'll sign Mbemba and someone else as long as we have Dummett, Colo, Williamson, Taylor and Lascelles. Dummett is our best centre half. Just wanted to clear that up. Coloccini was but he's past it. I disagree. Just to clear that up. Colo is the best we have but is past it. He'd be better with someone half decent beside him rather than Williamson or Dummett. Just to clear that up. Colo then Taylor followed by Dummett and then Williamson is the order I would say, just to clear that up. No no no no, centre half's in this order Colo then Taylor followed by Dummett, Janmaat, Sissoko, Haidara, Krul, Anita, Colback, Perez, Riviere, Abeid, Cisse THEN Williamson

I'm gonna self harm :lol:

Likely to be the shortest lived thread title

As well as an open Victorian sewer

Screaming 'Are you callin wor steppin stone a puff?'

Koks dribbling in the box smothered by onrushing Seamen

That'll be favourites to sign for an Austin Allegro from Reg Vardy - new company car for Mclaren

Without doubt one of the stupidest and non-descript tweets ever. What next Lee 'Newcastle hopeful to be wearing black and white next season' #whatthefuckamIgettingpaidfor

Sky will have their best alliteration team working on the title right now and thinking how it will sound when Martin Atkinson says it in a voice that sounds like he's on the vinegar strokes

It hardly needs saying but largely because he is a speculating chump

Bantz for me like

Inge was virtually a free so they haven't really spent much on him

Mickey Quinn was the best rounded striker I saw, and continues to get rounder

Would give us another option on 'floated set piece to Williamson at the back post' to 'floated set piece to Dost at the back post'

That wispy hair that makes it look like his head is on fire will drive me nuts

Hasn't Viera already said that he would want to be able to have independent thought . That rules him out surely?

He actually said he will 'continue his investment in Newcastle' just before Sky showed that in fact since he took over our transfer PROFIT is 25 million. The only hope is that this is the first time he has actually made a verbal commitment on national television and it would be easy to prove him a liar (again). Only a glimmer of hope I acknowledge.

Guaranteed we get someone sent off today

I can imagine the chicken sh!t first 11 banging on the managers door demanding to know why they haven't been given a place on the bench for this one