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It a slight concern that the narrative says he 'came 9 times in the bundesliga last season'. Now he may love his football but that must be bloody embarrassing.

This better stop Kos its driving me mad

If it includes De Jong it's actually a crutch

Is he injured yet?

Dog chasing a balloon

Abraham, heed like a sherriffs badge

Have you read Alan Carr's autobiography? Rumours are he's been signed by Sunderland, he assumed in a scouting capacity only to be told he is playing up front

................and this bi-polar mackem logic Larsson has never been brilliant but always done a job for us. Last season though he was absolutely awful!

:lol:At what point, bearing in mind we are at least 3 weeks into the rumours of their involvement did they decide they were 'too busy' to progress anything? The mackems are even giving them credit for driving the Germans bid and raising the club price :lol: Perhaps they put the takeover in the to do list and now they've had a look have ruled it out.

Deluded f***ers The gift keeps on giving at the minute They say they cannot commit due to film and tv commitments so Kate Adie must have an advert for Scottish Widows and James Bolam has a walk on, non-speaking part in the remake of Freddie Got Fingered

Subtext - Apparently someone asked, "British SKY tv money?" To that Pires fella and he liked it.

Not well thought through. The side who are cheated against get nowt but the next two sides who play the offenders team don't have to face the player who is suspended. They could be relegation rivals of the cheated team who are then doubly penalised. For example if Kane gets suspended for diving to win a pen against Sunderland which is scored and spurs win, he is then banned for the next two games against Boro and hull.

The BBC have a stat to say that Pickford ran further than 15 members of their squad last season ?? Even if you only played 2 or 3 games you would think you would do enough to run further than the keeper.

thought we were a bunch of fat c***s according to them, not exactly a bunch of skinny f***ers are they they love that line despite Sunderland having the highest cases of childhood obesity in the country

Who hasn't had fun with 2 fat ladies

Those players are not used to a 46 league game season. They are in for a shock

Listening to those cockneys singing 'glad all over' is enough to make you puke. There is a real danger that the North East will just be a footballing wilderness

Grealish vs Brighton deffo ?

To be fair to them it must be like having a neighbour with a nice Porsche in his drive when all you have is an old matress, babies nappies and a few used syringes in yours. Your going to be bitter

He's got a Barnet like a 70's pornstar bush

??fuck off ??

Hands up I have been a knob ???

What the f*** are you talking about, there's about 10 different signals that he's not the dad. 1 of which is that he clearly doesn't know the mother holding the f***ing thing, another that they're a totally different race, another being that he has a photo taken and then hands it back. It was a blatantly tongue in cheek post at BS stating Mbemba was with his baby and then clarifying a minute later that it wasn't infact his baby. Que the video, blatantly not his baby. Sorry mate I really have just taken this the wrong way after a few glasses of wine. I see your point now ...duh!!

?? ok sorry guys, hands up I have got the complete wrong end of the stick ??. I'll get off my self righteous high horse immediately. Sorry to all concerned. ???