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I honestly can’t see that happening, the fans don’t want a Chelsea reject and they honestly believe they can get ‘better’

Do you mean rattles HTT? The ones with a spindle and sprung hinge?

Surely everyone knew the context that HTT was using those terms, the recent radio broadcast where the idiotic mackem used them to describe what is wrong with the modern game. Even my self-righteous indignation at anything dodgy picked that one up as irony

Dummett can’t control his knife, always immediately throws it 40 yards away as soon as he picks it up, he’d be no good. :lol: to be fair though it would always hit the opposition man

Some great racial stereotyping going on here, how about Shinji Okazaki because he could either be yakuza or kamikaze

Not premiership but..... Curtis Woodhouse, decent pro boxer now Ade Akinfenwa, he’s just huuuuge Vidic cos he has Eastern European insanity about him

Have you noticed they still bang on about the horse punching and smashing the city up but have dropped the mock funeral since it was established they did that first

He got a personal trainer who has conditioned him well. He is much, much fitter and stronger

That’ll be photoshopped and an ‘s’ added. Made me cringe a bit to be honest

Darren Bent to relegate them next week for abusing his mother. Then wildly celebrate in front of them

It’s fair to say the bitterness levels are through the roof at the minute

Superb! Where is this from mate?! https://www.gofundme.com/wor-flags-end-of-season-display From a lad called Matthew Reed. His grandad who was a big NUFC fan left him some money in his will and he's donated £1k of it to the display in his memory. So not Lascelles then :lol: Must be great being a footballer, get the credit for doing nowt. Get your hand in your pocket Jamaal and stump up you tight get

I think the recent revelation that they were the first to do the embarrassing mock funeral farce, actually sanctioned by the club in their case, makes me laugh more than anything. It's like everything they have is being taken away from them

I think they will find another grubby backwater with inhabitants straight out of the 15th Century and introduce the 'Brexit Cup'. Whites only, cheesy chips at ht and mass seat soiling on the full time whistle

So do Accrington

Exactly, thick as mince. Can a human even outrun a Tiger??? Humans would undoubtedly be faster if they trained against tigers. Or more likely extinct or in Sunderland Brextinct

Its not £0 though, it's like being offered an ageing pox riddled prostitute but if you take her you've also got to look after her parents

Silverware marra

Can I be the first to suggest someone send him a letter

#stifstaveley

This thread is just comedy gold, but I'm getting some strange looks at work as I am laughing by myself. Love the way Stifler started calling her 'Amanda' like he knew her only to revert to Staveley later on in the thread, presumably after a bit of a tiff or an unanswered call. However I am choosing to believe the madness because, like santa claus as a child, its exciting. Stifler = King of NO

The rhyming of boot with loot must have taken some time though, ‘yeah he’s got magic boots, yeah he’s taking all the loot’ plus ‘he’s fùcking fast as fùck’ is clever Modern day Wordsworth this bloke

Only difference was that Gayle stayed on his feet

Stifler’s got his number alright

Is this online bullying :lol: poor bugger is getting hammered