SiLvOR

So, so easy.

Moose go home mate

Everytime we have a goal kick, a replay is shown and when it comes back to the live feed, they have the ball again. Keep hold of it ffs.

"Too deep for Alan Pardew's liking". I don't think that's possible, guv

Debuchy loves it he'll be alright

David Luiz is so bad man

Well we've already got him on set pieces to be fair...

Absolutely incredible.

What has this bloke done to Pardew?

Proper blustery at the minute

Better than that foreign muck.

This is the day we realise Santon is going to be the next Bale, dw.

@BoringStifler

Rather Liverpool get top 4 than Man U. Yep. I'd rather neither of them. True that

Rather Liverpool get top 4 than Man U. Yep.

Is Cisse still injured?

Jesus That's mad.

German jacket looks amazing.

More chance of me having a kick about with Zlatan tomorrow night

What a name They're real. And also Canadian. Sounds like a logical progression: 1) Own 27 hotels in British Columbia. 2) Buy a British football club. 3) Profit. Let me just fly to Dubai to confirm. I hope it happens just cos of the name tbh. Find it way more funny than it should be.

What a name

More this like. Here's hope at least. You never know with this club. Probably now his Nazgul boss is dead there'll be a chance to throw the ring into the Tyne and kill the big Sauron in the end. Just makes me wonder who's our Aragorn and who's our Gollum... Ben Arfa Aragorn. Blates.

To be honest their situation is similar to ours last season, what with being in Europe and struggling in the league, and we all anted Pardew out. Granted the standard of football isn't comparable, but they are genuinely at risk of relegation, having spent a fair bit of money (something Pardew wasn't allowed to do). this, I think what will have been the tipping point was 30 mins odd vs 10 man West Ham and never even remotely threaten their goal. Premature perhaps but there's been stories saying he wasn't well liked by the players from day one, now when you get results those complaints seem minor and irrelevant when you don't they become deafening Good points. He's been unlucky with injuries though, but I guess after spending a fair amount that's not really an excuse. I'd have him here for sure though.

Get the fuck out of here. What are Swansea expecting ffs

It's funny that a manager who has won the European Cup twice is being mentioned in the same sentence as a manager whose only piece of silverware is the Johnstone's paint trophy. wouldn't want that arrogant t*** to manage NUFC me neither, I hate winning stuff! top post the irony! Wouldn't want Mourinho Do me a favour. It is my opinion YEAH WELL, YOU'RE OPINION'S WRONG MATE! Nah fair play