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I wonder if Hatem feels the same way, perhaps explaining his dip in performances?

Really hope Ronaldo wins it this year, the man is phenomenal.

God I love that

Sammy seems like such a top guy

No way those two seem like a good laugh, well from Twitter anyway

...are you me? Torn cruciate ligament injury from 2 and a half years ago still affecting me. I mean come on what the hell is that about.

Well at the moment it gives way at any random time, can be walking or full sprint

Well I fucked my knee up again last week in 5 a side, so going to have to make a super late call on this.

Yup

Urgh. Why is he celebrating like he hates Arsenal?

Oh choke on your own words Quinn you fucking weird looking bellend.

Him and Larsson must have the most punchable faces in football. Cheating, whining, moaning little bellwhiffs the pair of them. Yeah I despise Larsson. He's such a horrible human.

Something about Adam Johnson that I really fucking hate. He looks undead.

God almighty.

How the hell did he get that out man

Party with Pardy.

I'm far from a Pardew lover, but one of things he did do was manage to get Ben Arfa to be brilliant in the second half of the 5th season. He installed a work rate into Hatem which made him a better player, I think the quote he came out with was something like "It's my world when we haven't got the ball, his world when he has". Something like that. Anyway the point is I think Pardew can get the best out of him, he just needs to remind Hatem of his duties.

When Shola nutted in the winner against Chelsea in the League Cup a few years back, me and this guy I called cracky, (dude looked like he was coked out of his head), were jumping around like mad. I turned to my mate and sort of jumped/fell forward with him. Next thing I know I've ended up two rows forward and cracky has suddenly appeared four rows back. Bizzare.

Careful what you say bimp someone might hold you to that Nohomo.

Who fucking breaks their eye celebrating

Shrining the boy after one fantastic performance (I thought the entire defence was special today) is the same terrible thought process as wishing for the return of Danny Simpson after a few poor ones. Well he's been getting better with each game for a while now tbh,

I really hope he stays here, get it done Mike you fucking abyss of misery.

I love how 'ard he is, proper loves getting stuck in.

There's a lot of truth to this, one of the most confusing things is that he doesn't seem to realise how brilliant it could be to be our owner. The bloke's obviously not thick because he's a billionaire, but honestly it's so simple to see how great it could be for him

GET THE FUC ON