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Hopefully not our usual second half collapse and just them being better than the shit they were in the first

He's not having the best game so far, but love how two-footed Elanga is

And that's what Pope is excellent at

Gonna be a Schar thunderbastard to win this

And there's the Nick Pope hoof into the crowd

We should break the bank to steal Rogers

Another glorious chance, at least we're making them

Has to score there

What the fuck was that

Ref has "new directives to follow", any idea what that entails? I'm sure it'll be shit

Wonder if he's starting to realise how much of a thick cunt he's been

Reckon we might actually beat Bournemouth now?

I'm really conflicted on this, and seeing Villa as nowhere near the threat they were last season. They've got weaker as a squad, no doubt. But I am forgetting how Watkins turned our glacial defence to dust. And us without a true striker as well. So now I'm convinced we'll get battered

Fucking going on strike. Cunt. Can't believe he's going on like this man. How badly advised and how thick can you fucking be. All this for fucking Liverpool, when you can have a much better pick of the bunch next summer.

I feel so fucking cheated. Fuck you, Fab.

God, I would absolutely love us to slap a bid in to force Liverpool to actually pay up. Cunts.

How can he "only want Newcastle" if we haven't spoken to him yet

The sun has offered an important proposal. I ONLY wanted this move!

ChatGPT ass list

nice of those abhorrent cunts to have shown us the same respect when they've spent all summer tapping up our star striker. Honestly what the fuck is with this sport man. So fucking deflating what it's turned into

Liverpool just fucking playing career mode then

He says through gritted teeth the floppy haired wankstain

Hell no. Keep all day

5th was in spite of Pardew, not because of him. He was fucking shit, and a wanker to boot. However, I despise Bruce a lot more, so there's that I spose

Sure you wanna go to these Wembley bottling cunts, Alex? Fuck Liverpool btw, just to add