Smal

Quite like the idea of a back 4 comprised of one half City and one half Man U. Maguire is a disaster waiting to happen, but defence is going to be an issue whoever's in there so would rather we just went for some familiarity. Rice and Mount to run around like fuck to cover for the wide forwards. Foden amazing in transition. Would shape up more like a 4-2-4 in attack.

It's believable. There was a noticeable lack of effort from a lot of the players.

Italian coaching school only teaches catenaccio and zona mista. Pirlo has no chance.

Had no idea he was in management, but I'm going to assume his team plays football that is sexy as fuck.

It was the cheap way of attempting a new manager bounce, wasn't it? Paid Bournemouth a nominal fee and didn't have to give Bruce £4m compo. As you say, glad it didn't work.

Think that was just about his worst game tbh. He didn’t even try.

Got to keep Shelvey on for his

Shite from Manq.

Down to 9 men.

No work rate or intensity in this. Players have mostly given up.

Poor Miggy having to chase around their three centre backs whilst everyone else just stands around. Don’t think I’ve seen Hayden play as lazily as this before.

Nobody within 5 yards of him. Someone even gave him the shout too

They are overloading wide areas. Gonna be 8-0.

3 of them free in our box less than 4 minutes in

This formation is totally exposed against wing backs.

11 clean sheets in 13 games is incredible. Especially considering they were so poor defensively under Lampard.

2-0. That football doesn’t belong on the same planet as Bruceball. Sensational.

Ridiculous goal from KdB.

what on earth is Dan James

Most Argentinian footballer ever.

Lamela’s goal is crazy, man. The curl on it from hitting it with the outside of his boot... with a rabona. My word.

But he is not a goal scorer at this level. As he has proven many times over.

He was never any good, but he wasn’t ever this bad, like. His play is a parody now.

Has bags of ability but needs to get involved more.

It’s still only a 25% win ratio, like.