Smal

I thought we'd moved on from this shit like, Pards

Helguson's going to score from a corner, Mackie will score a miskick, but we'll win 4-2. Best x 2, Taylor and Jonás for us

Why? Just had a look at the table, turns out Fulham aren't doing as well as I thought they were. They do normally finish the season strong though, so they could be potential contenders for 7th

Fulham losing 3-1 to Blackburn. That's good for us, right?

Got him on FM and it says he could be the next Kieran Richardson! Sign him up

I hope we don't play that bollocks high line shite like we did vs WBA. Wouldn't be surprised if we did mind, as this is a team Pardew will say we should be 'controlling' the match against

Has pretty flawless technique. Really like him. Glides across the pitch rather than staggering a la Simpson

Alex hasn't joined them yet. Doubt he'll agree to join relegation candidates (although that boring cunt Hughes will probably keep them up)

Brazilian FM researcher reckons he's gash, despite him winning some award at an under 20 tournament

I don't even like actual football anymore. Just this day

Man U clearly want him to stay as they've rejected bids and offered him a contract, which he's turned down

I missed the control bit for some reason

Not many. Made pretty big fuck ups with Piqué and Rossi though, didn't he? They even clearly had ability before they left. Who's to say this isn't one of those examples (rather than the likes of Gibson who's never shown any ability)

He's not better than Guthrie is currently. But he doesn't play in the same position at all, so that doesn't even matter Certainly wouldn't be worse on the right than Obertan though. Might as well get him in, I think. Even if he is part of a gang

I bet Jamie Mackie scores. He has no ability, but he'll score

especially if he doesn't actually turn up to training

Losing Abidal would be quite a blow for Barcelona considering his talents of being able to play as a third centre back when Alves is asked to go further forward. Not many top quality players around like him, really. Should probably just teach one of the academy kids to do it

That would all be fine if Simpson was a 7/10 player

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/001/122/xzibit-happy.jpg

Ryan Taylor is our playmaker!

@Ronaldo I don't agree. Simpson is a terrible footballer. All he does is hoof it down the line when he has it, but you can't have a worse footballing brain than someone who doesn't actually have one. Equally bad, but I don't see him as any worse in that respect.

Not sure if he's worse than Obertan in the footballing regard tbh...

Yeah was a relegation clause with them So we're good until we get relegated then. Sweet. People have been saying it's based on a season. Confirmation anyone? It's per season

"There is a clause but it is not simple. Newcastle knew when they signed him that it was in his last [contract]" Was it a relegation clause at West Ham then?

Nah, apparently his agent actually has said there's interest. Nothing concrete yet though