Smal

Well at least Bertrand is starting left wing for them.

Ba starting for Chelsea, Torres on bench

Look at Grant Holt thinking he's Berbatov with his long sleeves on a sunny day.

Andros Townsend is average as fuck

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2013/02/02/andy-carroll-is-back-on-newcastle-united-s-radar-72703-32731061/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter noooooo

A coincidence rather than a causation imo.

He's come clean

Do you think Sky just carry round a load of ugly people in a van and bring them out on this day or are people from Stoke genuinely all really mongy?

Sounds like Donachie wants to play him at centre half, mind.

They are very, very good.

How long's he been doing it? If it's only in the past few hours then some of his previous tweets are all the more awesome under his current guise. Martin Samuel ‏@grthdvd Be class when Lawrenson dies. Last couple of hours

By my reckoning he's gained about 1000 followers in an hour.

Gareth from Los Campesinos! is taking advantage of his verified Twitter account. Caught a fair few Liverpool fans out by pretending to be Martin Samuel.

It's his FIFA rating as well

Confirmed http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20130131/united-sign-youngster-mbabu_2281670_3060222

£34m for Willian? That's fucking bonkers on another scale I think Beckham might do all right in Ligue 1. Should have enough time on the ball to do what he's good at.

He was absolutely awful.

Summer of 2011 I think.

If they're good enough, aye.

It would be bizarre if any of them were released at this point. Especially when you consider how many under 18s we seem to be having to use in the under 21s

His passing was all over the place most of the game tbf. Although in fairness the whole team were really poor at passing last night. Only Perch and Santon gave it to their own teammates consistently.

:lol:

In the future I'd like to see them both switching positions during the match. They should both be able to perform each role well and it makes them harder to pick up.