Smal

Think it’s a pen like, but Salah definitely could’ve stayed upright and just threw himself to the ground instead.

Well on his way to becoming City’s best player.

Yeah, it was his pass to ASM that set up our first yesterday. None of our other CBs could’ve played it or even seen it. He’ll be a big miss now, but it’s also worrying because that might be the last we’ll see of him for NUFC.

Jones’ system isn’t going to work with all of Wilson, Almirón ASM and Fraser on the field though. Instead it would be nice to have an option from the bench for a change and be able to rotate so that we don’t get as many injuries.

He gifted them both goals today. First one was a hilariously bad FK that lead to a Southampton counter and when he missed that sitter Southampton went up the other end and scored within a couple of minutes. It should’ve been 4-1 with us keeping 11 players on the field, but instead we were put under ridiculous pressure. He’s done in the PL.

You’re wrong. I’m on my phone so cba to post all the stats, but just look at how often he played 90 minutes last season. Even this season you there is one game he started where he didn’t make it past 73 minutes (Brighton; where he was deployed as a second full back). https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/allan-saint-maximin/leistungsdaten/spieler/272642/plus/0?saison=2019

He's like parody Jack Colback. Does literally nothing other than dangerous/stupid fouls.

I think he’ll do well. We’ve been desperate for runners from midfield so he’s immediately bringing something we’ve been missing.

He was tremendous. Looks like he’s enjoying it again.

Miggy is a giant. What a man.

Southampton have been relentlessly shit, like.

Should never play for us again. Think I’ve been saying that since September though tbf.

5-4-0

Need a goal? Put all the strikers on! Need to protect a lead? Put all the defenders on!

If Shelvey hadn’t missed an open goal we’d be 4-1 up . The guy is finished.

Would take Joelinton off and get another midfielder on so Miggy can go back in the hole.

Got to get Dubravka back in now ffs.

How the fuck are Southampton this bad at defending? None of them can run but they leave acres of space behind them

Shelvey is so bad, man.

Absolute wasteman.

Shelvey is absolutely shite.

We’re playing quite high. At least compared to normal anyway.

Hendrick has even added the ridiculously dangerous tackles to his game. He and Colback are one and the same.

Dubravka will be desperate to leave.

They’re exactly the same basically. No tactics, media favourites, full of excuses and just horrendous personalities. Pardew was first and made me completely fall out of love with football so I suppose I despise him more, but had Bruce been there instead at that time I’ve no doubt it’d have been the same. The squad Pardew had though... it was so good. He had players in their prime like Krul, Debuchy, Coloccini, Enrique, Tioté, Cabaye, Jonás, Ben Arfa, Ba and Cissé but he deliberately wanted to avoid Europe ffs . Dickhead.