Smal

I think he's only here a week, would be silly not to start him. Aye, but if he's been completely gash in training (as in clearly level below the others) then surely it wouldn't be worth starting him in even a reserve game

Can we read anything into him actually starting the game? Shown he's good enough in training, maybe?

Just scored. SIGN HIM UP

Think he's shite, personally. Still bottom 4/5 PL quality. Wouldn't sell until we have a better full back though, obviously.

If he did score it'd be unreal considering he's not been training with the team even a week yet

Rubén Rochina? Good player

Ba plays much deeper than Sow, doesn't he? I would've thought it'd be a good partnership if anything

We should just go and sign Moussa Sow for the €12m or whatever it is. If he's good (and I'm pretty sure he would be) we can sell him on for more or keep him and give him the no. 9. Obviously won't happen though. If Marveaux's back soon, we don't really need a winger just yet. Need centre half cover and a good striker to play with Ba. Looks like Ben Arfa might play on the wing now

Really not sure how he managed to keep the ball so close to his feet going at full rate like that. Awesome

Nice defence splitting pass by Alan Smith there

I know this is controversial and shit, but I don't really rate Hoilett. He does some good things, but he needs to work on his decision making a lot. An awful lot

Keira can come over mine any time she wants. I'll comfort her when she fancies a cry

What is the source for the possibility of a clause actually existing? Is it really that whining bitch saying he demanded one at West Ham and therefore must have done the same at Newcastle? Shouldn't even be discussing it as a possibility if so... Can't see Ashley putting a clause in there. Limits the resale value. We'd have just looked at other targets if he'd demanded a release clause

Genius

No, that's the definition over here too. Ba isn't a number 10, he just plays a bit deeper than the other striker

64% pass completion

Their GM has now said Sow won't be sold this window

excellent lazy skills

€3.5m apparently. Mental

It was a great performance and an even better result, but I can't help feeling we played the worst kind of football like . Cabaye, our 'playmaker', attempted just 25 passes, completing 17 of them. Perch then came on for him with 12 minutes and didn't actually attempt a single pass

Hopefully Redknapp will have the England job by then...

He should get at least 20 goals this season, so I reckon he's worth at least £18m in today's insane market

reckon he'll be getting a random drugs test after those 'strawberry syrup' comments

Moussa Sow is apparently Fenerbahçe bound for €12m

Football Manager has him down as a defensive minded midfielder