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Infinitely better than yet again hearing 'St James's park behind you, what are your first impressions?' Agonising.

He's a gifted engagement artist is wor @Froggy. Perhaps a budding Romano. He'd do a better job than the 'there he lands' guy.

So how's it feel signing for Newcastle United. Are you looking forward to playing at St James's Park?

To expand its just yet another entry on the ever growing list of why football is a fucking disaster now.

Think it's come about from their social media stooges brazenly calling them 'BlueCo' in their transfer dealings.

This is the widest open door I've ever seen Froggy receive.

Much prefer seduce to monitor. Sexy football.

Most sensible James post I've ever seen. Things really are looking up.

Don't think they had any fans before the PL. Don't think they come close to Parish in the cuckening ranks though.

Personally believe he's asked PIF to fuck him off as he's a toxic lanky cunt.

I despise this scumbag.

Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit?

Only wanted BlueCo!

One late night, and one highlight reel later. I've already decided he'll bring more to the team than Isak ever did.

More than Sesko you say?

Loan to Bayern with obligation to buy next summer so they can pull a lever. Job done.

I almost admire the size of his brass iron bollocks the way he goes on.

Suspect PIF have given Eddie what he wants. Rid of the cunt. Pissed the rat cunt doesn't have to come to SJP for maybe even 18 months

Agent Kroos?

I'm still leaning towards this one being the one tbh, we'll just massively overpay. And we need to unless we want to put the season in the bin and repeat the Isak process with someone like Tonali next summer.

Probably just a way to shoehorn the name 'Isak' into the tweet to generate more engagement.

Would they bin Amorin if they lose this?

I know clubs have gone out of business and been through worse objectively. But I feel like NUFC is the only club in world football that deals with bullshit like this.