LeeB

Fondly remember rumours of the transfercopter being dispatched to bring Brian Ruiz up here one deadline day.

From my days playing championship manager 97/98 I was convinced that Ibrahim Bakayoko signing for Everton was a master stroke

Anyone know what this is about? The one in Blaydon was still open last night.

Get in.

Checked if the ball was out, checked for a foul and now checking for offside. Just disallow it man ?

Expected him to turn out great when he signed cos Eddie Howe etc. Christ he’s absolutely superb though.

Wonder if it affects the sales of this season's gear. Obviously there's always going to be a new kit next season, but putting it in people's heads when the current one has only be out for a couple of months might have an impact. Not that it particularly matters given the shite deal we're on with Castore.

exactly why I came in here too.

Get Carver away from them.

Gonna be nowt left of Klopp's Turkey teeth at this rate.

Came in here expecting to see that he'd got a job at one of the worst teams in the Saudi league.

There's the tap in

Felt inevitable

Sounds like this definitely is or definitely isn't happening.

Pretty sure there's a half-pissed clickbait setting.

I just asked it to write a 300 transfer rumour article in the style of Lee Ryder and it reckons we're signing Joe Bennet, Leroy Fer and some Swedish lad from Genk.

Can't be more than a year or two from ChatGPT writing the entire Chronicle like.

Nice of Feyenoord to accept Shola's LinkedIn request.

That, but Moaty and Alan Barnes.

Just get Lascelles to bray him on his first day and he'll be fine.

Guess who wins again. Oh...

My brain is rubbish at working things like this out, but if Everton draw and Leicester win, Everton go down?

This could be anything from amazing (if Everton go down) to a total non-event (if Everton somehow go a couple of goals up early on). As someone said earlier, that extra point they got gives a bit of room for manoeuvre.

This is wild. Ages left and all.

Sounds like a job for the lad who organised the plane over the SOL.