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I'm getting the words...."Adam Johnson"

First thing that came to my mind too! "Crassus Bastardis Londinium Ite Domum".

How else will I keep up to date with what the Sayer's are doing or which Geordie Shore member is set to make a shocking return. "25 years later, 5 things we have learned about Viv Graham's shocking demise"

Yep, that's me done. Tatty bye ashley, not another penny. Ive got 200 hours of VHS that needs transferring, that should see me til at least 2020/21, by which point he will hopefully have had some sort of heart 'episode'

"I was sitting there, making Cup-a-Soup, singing that song from The Lion King" "Hakuna Matata"? "I thought I was alone"

Couldnt have put it better myself.

Excellent! Can we extend that to a week in length and just put the entire thread on 'hold'?

This line was brilliantly delivered by the great Mel Smith in Filthy, Rich and Catflap as Richey was pitching his awful game show formats. Followed by "lets fly your ideas past the observation tower and see which one develops engine failure". Seems wanky management speak was ripe for pisstaking as soon as it was a thing in the 80s

It's the closest they'll ever get to winning it. Its the closest they'll ever get to watching it.

"Rafa Benitez faces the sack" He's got 28 days left on his contract man! These journos really are inept on every level.

If the last few days have taught us nothing else its that 'regional sports journalist' has now joined the ranks of 'politician' in the professions that require zero grasp of any facts, the ability to parrot sh*te from third hand sources and an incredible consequence-free atmosphere to spout bare-faced lies to your customers. In any other line of work this would mean instant dismissal, but for these swivel-eyed chancers, it's par for the course.

Does anyone remember that Will Grigg character from 5 years ago? What a load of shit he was. Wonder where he ended up.

Timothy Leary must be turning in his grave. No-one? Well I enjoyed it!

Janey’s Dad looks a wrong un, like. That's her sister.

Surprised to see Kone back at sunderland. I'll see myself out...

Ugh, f*ck off. F*ck the f*ck off. Anyone who thinks this is good...f*ck off and fist f*ck yourself right up your *sshole till you j*zz all over your b*lls. Best league in teh world....c*nts.

The headline just reads "Bid Sandwich"

Which is basically the AC/DC font so another local reference! Absolutely hilarious how having that church in the corner of the flag has so many of them getting their scrotums in a knot....5th in division 3 man, get your priorities sorted you fcking failures.

They can go and fist themselves the cheating cnuts...glad they've been given a sparkle of hope to be trampled on next week. And Barca to give them a hefty shoe-ing at Anfield for good measure. Don't really want city to win either, but I really want these self-important tossers to lose.

.........and didn't they also use the River Tyne Millenium Bridge iirc ? Yup, they did. Turns out the Centre for Shiny Glass Things and....all the other sunderland attractions that slip my mind right now, weren't enough to promote their, erm, city. Who would have thought that in the week that confirmed the worst league position in their ENTIRE HISTORY, back-to-back defeats to Southend and Fleetwood and a 1 win in 7 record in the Third Division...it would be a minor detail on our flag that would break them. But break them it did. sunderland

40 year old bloke in full kit and woolly hat going mental on the internet. Fucking hell man, if he was a character Ricky gervais made up for tv he’d be winning awards. Honestly when it kicks in, that head turn to reveal 50/50 painted face Christ I’m ill "Ta-ta giro, mebbe another day....Ahm on thae bus....Tae Roker"

Odd how so many of their football fwiends fkin love to lob stuff at them...almost as if it was all in their heads all along. Local racist Albert Riviere (74) said "well, if it ain't white, it ain't right"

When I get to work tomorrow, more than any discussion of any results, I'm most looking forward to the mackems attempting to pronounce the word Peterborough.

"Sinful child?" It's "Wicked Child" Squires FFS!

That Peep Show has the best de-escalation of swearing ever committed to any media ever when Daryl lobs a brick thru the wrong window "OH F*CK!.....oh Piss.....oh crumbs"