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The headline just reads "Bid Sandwich"

Which is basically the AC/DC font so another local reference! Absolutely hilarious how having that church in the corner of the flag has so many of them getting their scrotums in a knot....5th in division 3 man, get your priorities sorted you fcking failures.

They can go and fist themselves the cheating cnuts...glad they've been given a sparkle of hope to be trampled on next week. And Barca to give them a hefty shoe-ing at Anfield for good measure. Don't really want city to win either, but I really want these self-important tossers to lose.

.........and didn't they also use the River Tyne Millenium Bridge iirc ? Yup, they did. Turns out the Centre for Shiny Glass Things and....all the other sunderland attractions that slip my mind right now, weren't enough to promote their, erm, city. Who would have thought that in the week that confirmed the worst league position in their ENTIRE HISTORY, back-to-back defeats to Southend and Fleetwood and a 1 win in 7 record in the Third Division...it would be a minor detail on our flag that would break them. But break them it did. sunderland

40 year old bloke in full kit and woolly hat going mental on the internet. Fucking hell man, if he was a character Ricky gervais made up for tv he’d be winning awards. Honestly when it kicks in, that head turn to reveal 50/50 painted face Christ I’m ill "Ta-ta giro, mebbe another day....Ahm on thae bus....Tae Roker"

Odd how so many of their football fwiends fkin love to lob stuff at them...almost as if it was all in their heads all along. Local racist Albert Riviere (74) said "well, if it ain't white, it ain't right"

When I get to work tomorrow, more than any discussion of any results, I'm most looking forward to the mackems attempting to pronounce the word Peterborough.

"Sinful child?" It's "Wicked Child" Squires FFS!

That Peep Show has the best de-escalation of swearing ever committed to any media ever when Daryl lobs a brick thru the wrong window "OH F*CK!.....oh Piss.....oh crumbs"

Jesus. They really are stuck about 40 years behind the rest of the country. What the f*ck are the mods thinking? "Oh yeah, those coloureds do run quicklier...good point. Approved"

Yeah I noticed that...collective shrug followed by "oh yeah, champagne?really? Ok whatever...pop. I guess"

"Our fans*" Will be severely depleted in number at the next home match*

My twitter line is now covered by retweets of some mackem c*nt called 'Cheeses of Nazareth' who appears to have mastered (a) humour at pre-entry level and (b) photoshop from about 2002. Seriously mackems, have a good time in the Plastercine Trophy, we don't begrudge you one second. Good luck against Haverfordwest FC or whoever.

You mean for a change?

Jajajaja! You Spanish? Half...dads side

Jajajaja!

The constant barking and berating of others while offering nothing himself? That fucking angry face he keeps pulling...Matt try not being so fucking predictable, stop checking back, if know you only have one foot maybe the defender in front of you has figured it out too. Get a new trick you useless bawbag.

Clinical finishing.

The odd thing is, this weird cognitive dissonance between being embarrassed about having to compete in this competition and being billy big bollocks about reaching the final seems to be entirely confined to Ready to Groom. I work in Washington these days, so '50-50' basically. No one, and I mean no one, is talking about this at work. No bragging rights about Wembo, no pisstaking about playing our bairns. literally no-one is talking about it anymore, including me. And, I'll readily admit it, the SAFC fans I work with are sound, reasonable and knowledgable. The checkatrade trophy, for them, is an amusing aside, nothing more. Don't read too much into the rantings of the mentalists on RTG. We all know what they are.

He truly has the reverse Midas touch. Remember him in those jeans man....I would've believed you if you said they were $1500 Gucci jeans or 30 quid from next. He is such a fucking mess everything he touches becomes shit by association.

Poor, Leno

Stick with Ben Scharfa, Albert will always mean a lazy lob-in to me. Which, granted, did happen tonight.

I'd run that past Andrew Cewper - and his twin girls, Lewcee and Leweez. What did yer get fer Christmas Andrew? Snewker Kew. And you Leweeze? Rewler. Found this far too funny. The image of some Mackem kid opening a rewler with FTM tippexed all over it. Rewler will help with her Mackematics at least. Writing in her skewel bewk. After the Teycher took the Red-Chester

He was around, but he was only about 9 years old. Sunderland might have been interested....

Another loan One day before the end of the market, there would be advanced discussions between the entourage of Belgian offensive midfielder Anthony Limbombe, #FCNantes and #NewcastleUnited for a call option loan at St James Park. #NUFC #Newcastle #FCN #FCN #RedDeals For anyone without translate. #RedDeals??