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If you look closely the 5 is crossed out. Bunch of doylems.

References to Arrrested Development and 30Rock in the same strip? Come On!

That's a bit unfair...what about the ever-popular 'Fletcher's' down Hendon way? It even made the news marra. And by news I mean InfoWars... https://www.infowars.com/cops-threaten-to-arrest-uk-store-owner-over-dont-fund-terrorism-sign/

"It's good, but it's not right"

He seemed a handful when he came on. Not getting over confident given the quality of the opposition but should be handy in the run up to the season end

How this lot arent in the bottom 3...what a pile of shit they were/are.

You only really need to read the song title to get the gist...I couldnt find any clips of "Where did 20,000 fickle b*stards go all of a sudden?" by Status Quo

Love the petulant reply! Ed’s note: Bye! Just go and support South Shields mate. Though I do wonder if you’ll feel the same when they aren’t winning every week, but that’s your prerogative. Inkeeping with the general attitude, SAFC are to change their run-out music for next season....

Whats the Jesse Lingard 'squad' reference? Thats the second time Ive seen him use it

What's happened to someones life that they have to convince themself of these fictional scenarios, and then share them with the world? It's like one of those 'empty chair' excercises a therapist might give to someone whose life is spiralling out of control. "So, if you could talk to yourself from a year in the future, what would he be saying to improve your outlook?" "Reyt, the mags are relegated..."

Subtle? Naaaah, straight in with both feet!

Cut to Irish consortium reading Niall Quinn's due diligence report on the state of SAFC… “This is a joke right? I mean it’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. You keep using words like ‘smumderland’ and ‘jordy nashun’, you make numerous threatening references to the Garda traffic division and at the end you repeat the words ‘Screw Ellis’ over and over again”

I've got a soft spot for the type of goal that involves no grace or finesse but is simply hammered as hard and as fast as possible towards the goal, to the extent that defenders and the keeper can't physically get in the way in time and it practically rips the net off before anyone can react....the best example I can think of is Oba Martins v Spurs, or Shola's 2nd against the mackems. But for legendary status, and the general unforgettable vibe of the day, my all-time favourite has to be Albert chipping the 5th in. Sublime.

It's good this isn't it, even though we're basically just listing Smiths songs

Twice in one day...I wont rest until Mackem Morrissey becomes an established meme.

Serbia innit? Or have I just been whooshed?

It's just another one of those mackemisms which tend to only apply in one direction… beaten 5-in-a-row by us? No-one noticed, 5 and then 6 in a row from them? Commemorative t-shirts and endless bragging rights. It’s a bit like that NETD trophy they treasured for a few seasons which hasn’t so much been retired when they relinquished it, rather erased from history. See also the ‘classy fans’ badge which is given a polish whenever one of our numpties nicks a pink seat or takes a swing at a horse, but is quietly shelved when they fancy a bit of pitch invading or racism/fascism/nonceism. If and when they go down, I can’t say they’ll be missed. In fact if they slide further, I can’t say they’ll even be noticed anymore.

That defending All the sunlun players just stop running. :lol: Fans and players voting with their feet it seems.

"A Sunderland fan makes a deal with the devil to beat Newcastle six in a row" - f***ing hell man :lol: :lol: Without reading it, I imagine this would be a brief synopsis: Chapter 1: A sunderland fan makes a deal with the devil to beat Newcastle six in a row Chapters 2 - 7: Every match described in the most precise and minute detail, each given it's own chapter. Chapter 8: Errr, what was the premise of this again? Never mind, 6 in a row, FTM, horse punchas, Jordie Nashun, gravy stained....oh yeah, Satan or something. Epilogue: Haha 6 in a row, horse punchas, Jordie Nashun, gravy-stained, lol, Rafa, f*ck Islam, Britain First, EDL and FTM.

Got to say fair play to them for this...pretty good move by the club, hope it catches on. Appalling that football clubs have to pick up the slack for the tory c*nts and their austerity fetish, but safc did well here.

I imagine they have a 'sunderland quotient' which is allowed under OFCOM regulations "OK this next call is from John in Witherwack, he sounds annoyed and has told our receptionist that "white males are an endangered species" so expect a few swears and racial slurs. John, you're through, let rip..."

Isnt he the daft old c*nt who tried to get that millwall EDL prick a hero's welcome at the stade de merde? Football fwiends...

What is the point, what is the f*cking point? Useless...

Yup