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we break managers for fun, moving onto top lawyers now Why does this make me actually laugh out loud!? 'For fun' ffs!

I genuinely have never known anyone, in any industry, at any level, who is so demonstrably piss-poor at his job than Lee Ryder. I would put money on the fact he woke up 5 minutes before reading Twitter, having a sweaty panic and posting this.

Have to agree with this. He’s got to the point where he offers nothing in the way of information, but just winds people up with his pathetic comments. He’s not even witty or clever with it, just cringey more than anything else. This is what I don't understand - he's clearly really poor at his job, and when he tries to deflect just how badly he's performed he just comes across as a passive-aggressive prick. If I had the same approach to my job I would've been binned a long time ago. How does he get such a free pass from his employers?

"I'll start with Bury" *stops reading, closes window* This is what happens when you stop caring and just lick the boots of those pissing on you and calling it rain. SAFC supporters did nowt for years and now their team is an insignificance and their town is falling to pieces with weekly EDL rallies. (I don't find any pleasure in that last bit, I work with plenty of decent Mackems who find it repugnant and are dismayed at what's happened to their city)

Just stay cool, man. Spray some lynx Africa and it’ll all be ok. Nah, Voodoo. Or Java Any reason to crowbar in some Partridge to lighten the mood

This is just fucking annoying now. The PL are now reminding me of Jake in Blues Brothers desperately struggling to come up with an excuse Richard Masters tonight: "I ran out of gas, I had a flat tyre, my tux didn't come back from the cleaners, a widow came in from out of town, she sent me a letter, it turned out they had a pirate channel, Qatar didn't like them, Amnesty International chipped in for some reason, some prick from the Guardian wouldn't shut the f*ck up, that sex-pest from Sky Sports did a blog, their management structure looked weird, I had to say no, IT WASN'T MY FAULT"

I don't mind the city. I just remember being down there for a friendly around 10(?... Fraser Foster howler) year ago, stayed after the game, missed our train home as we met a few 'decent' fans and had drinks, ended up getting set about by the same cunts as the night went on and more of them appeared. Understand we all have this type of fan, but it left a bitter taste, therefore, cunts the lot of them Before that I didnt give a shit about them. That was a regular thing in Leeds . Don't know if it still holds but in the 80s/90s/00s they had an above average number of compmete knacker fans and a particular dislike for us that even spread away from the football. Also we have a depot there and nowt to do with football,they are known throughout the country in our trade as being arseholes. We once stopped in Leeds for a night out after an away hammering at Man U in the 80s and the same thing happened, opposite the train station. Ended up with an image of a coin embedded on the side of my nose from some twats ring. Fucking arseholes the lot of them. We had it on a 21st, a stag doo and just a night out with a mate who was at uni there. As soon as they heard our accents you could feel the atmosphere change.. Liverpool it was just around the football, other nights were fine, but Leeds, horrid, long time ago now mind, could be different. Hope so as the city itself was ok with the best Indian deli/Lunch/Snack place ever. We had a bad one at Liverpool as well actually, we were in a bar right at the ground (arkles I think) before the game, absolutely sound, knocked us back after the game and sent us along the road to the flat iron, kind of bar that still has sawdust on the floor and the piano stops when you walk in long story short we ended up standing outside surrounded by about 20 young'ns launching bottles etc... Wasnt just us, there was a few toon fans directed to that bar. Liverpool has always been one of my most hated, and again I understand we all have prick fans, but that rubberstamped my hatred for them. Had similar in Liverpool, licked our arses till they had us massively outnumbered then it kicks off, both sides of Liverpool Red and Blue. I think Brummie said he'd had similar there and I've heard it round the country. Its just on Football days though, other nights there had been fine. Not Leeds though. As I say it was a while so hopefully not like that now. Went to Liverpool on a two week course. I've visited most cities in the uk and never felt as threatened as I did in Liverpool. Despise the place. I find that a bit mental, Liverpool in my (recent) experience is a brilliant city and with a much friendlier atmosphere on nights out than in Newcastle Same here, My work takes me to Kirkdale/Bootle in North Liverpool and everytime i'm there I couldnt have been made to feel more welcome...been taken round town several times by scouse colleagues who wanted to show off the place and Ive loved it. Its a great city.

I think in the last 45 minutes, we've restricted the very concept of football to absolutely nothing. More of the same second half....

You off to see a film like 'Don with the Wind'? then watch a bit of TV like 'Little House Don the Prairie'? Come on mackems 'Don' you take a joke? Read the small print in your Don-tract

I don't think it's an unpopular opinion, it's a fact. David Squires has forgot to be funny. It happened a long time ago.

Sources from inside Cheshunt with 100% authenticity have informed me that Brenda the tea lady wasn't able to purchase her usual ultra flow Tampax from Waitrose and is investing heavily in rolling pins and cotton wool. This deal may put an end to her homemade scones being the flavour of the day amongst the Spurs reserve team squad. Does anyone find shit like this funny? Seriously, anyone? Yeah me. Fair enough! Sorry, I'm an irritable c*nt right now

Sources from inside Cheshunt with 100% authenticity have informed me that Brenda the tea lady wasn't able to purchase her usual ultra flow Tampax from Waitrose and is investing heavily in rolling pins and cotton wool. This deal may put an end to her homemade scones being the flavour of the day amongst the Spurs reserve team squad. Does anyone find shit like this funny? Seriously, anyone?

I'm sorry like, but that's really embarassing. The Premier League won't, nor should they, give a fuck about any of those things he writes. You have absolutely got to be taking the piss? This is precisely everything the Premier League should be concerned about. What the fuck else are they for?

Jesus Christ that's tedious. Did anyone make it past 5 minutes?

Go and enjoy the sun mate, it's a lovely day!

I’m convinced he’s a mackem. I was referring to the Beeb tbh

Right on fucking cue....

"Needless to say, we had the last laugh"

The way he trailed off there, I think he realised mid-sentence. What a prick.

Their constant sucking-off of other clubs is so baffling to me. Perhaps that's because i'm a belligerent bastard who actively likes other clubs being pissed off at us, but their neediness is just so alien in something so tribal as who you support. I genuinely don't get it.

If this lockdown has made us appreciate certain roles in society more, care workers, supermarket staff, delivery drivers etc, can we also do the opposite for other roles? I'm talking specifically about sports journalists because if nothing else this saga has shown 90% of them up for what they are - absolute chancers basing their profession on guesswork and straight-up lies. Utter hacks. I'm at the point where as soon as I see certain names I instantly dismiss what they say before I've read it. If that wasn't an Ice Cube reference, i'm just gonna pretend it was, well played!

Who or what is PR? What is this? I've missed this one. Just the Public Relations dept I'm guessing, maybe to do a press briefing of some sort. Either that or Paul Robinson is coming out of retirement as cover for Dubravka.

Simon Adebisi ? Thats Kareem innit? Adebisi had that daft little hat perched on his head (edit - did you mean the back of head shot? In which case yeah....I'll let myself out)

You will get it right eventually ;D ;D Even a stopped clock calendar is right twice once a day year Adjusted for accuracy

Shocking article and looks like he’s taken it down Just makes me even more hopeful that this takeover does goes through to spite the lot of them What the fuck has happened at The Guardian? They're basically the Channel 4 of print media right now, fondly remembered as being a bit challenging and speaking truth to power back in the day, absolute sewage-pipes of fucking swill now.