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Still think this will be a win but the question remains, who did Colback have to blow to be the first name on the teamsheet?

Holy f*ck, what a shower of sh*t. Picking the best of the two would be like choosing between finding blood in your stool or a lump in your sac. Utter dross. "Best league in the world"

From that thread I'm guessing on about 90 mins: You have GOT to be sh*tting me! These numbnuts have all the self awareness of a damp flannel.

"Failed dueteronomy'? That's a new one, haven't heard that word before. Does he mean Deuteronomy? Well that wouldn't make sense. OK, Googling 'dueteronomy', I love learning something new every d...." "Oh. Nope, made up word. Back to your crayons mackems..."

Aye, having a bad day. he seems cool apart from all the brexit sh*t tbf.

Well they do, obviously. They have no expectations other than to scrape survival. Again. Also, stray mackem is a bit of a racist c*nt (scotch? Fuck you) and his false bon homie doesn't pass muster here. Having fun getting pasted every week? Hope nissan moves to france you cunt.

Aye from a canny distance too, hit him square in the face it did. Fantastic foresight from Keane, he bought it at half time, then just held onto it, didn't take a bite or owt. It went cold in his hands as he just held it, waiting...waiting...waiting......then 40 minutes later, POW! Reading those hilarious reminicences of our wearside nostalgia fans, I've just 'burst out laughing' when they were condemned nationally for their support of a 'heil hitler'ing boss, with his 'Il Duce' tattoos (plural) and how politicians, unions and clergy all rounded on them and were ignored 'cos he 'beat teh mags'. I've just burst out laughing about that time their star striker had to take to social media to condemn the fanbase for racially abusing his own mother. I've just burst out laughing about that time they repeatedly chanted 'he shags who he wants', when 'who he wants' was a child.

Charge actual money in exchange for a ticket? Expecting a mackem to stump up their hard-earned dole? Not give away blocks of tickets to every Tom, Dick and Harry in a 10 mile radius? Well, it's a bold move by the club, not sure it'll catch on.

Whenever I come across one of their blatantly fictitious yarns, struggling to invent facts to suit their agenda, I'm always reminded of... https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=URy8x7W06d8#t=400 "And in the middle of the forest there was.....a mag......with a gravy stained toon top....and, er, he said......er.....champions league.......worra delewded kernt FTM amarite everyone?"

All good points and as a Scot perhaps I assume too much. But then he thought there was a 'BBC Albania' showing Scottish football. Ergo all mackems are f*cking idiots (cf Geordie Horse Punchers 2014). The defence rests.

I just....what? *slow clap* Bravo mackems, bravo.

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I think your last 4 words have summed up the problem on ready to groom. We're at the bottom of a ladder about to climb (hopefully) as high as possible. They got as far as the first rung 10 seasons ago and nailed their feet firmly to it. They habitually confuse ambition with delusion and are conditioned to accept second-rate. Which probably explains why their town centre is such an interminable dump. His 10 game record, if spread over a whole season would've seen us finish about 11th, and in our last game he oversaw the complete demolition of a Champions League side. They spent about 3 weeks outside the bottom 3 for the nth year running, swapping their manager midway a-f*cking-gain, relying on a convicted paedo for points and obviously the benefit of our yearly donation. But technically they're right, Rafa was there when we went down so I expect to see it on a t-shirt/tattoo/on a banner towed behind a Cessna Skyhawk (from ponteland airport natch)

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5-5 draw nailed on

"It's been an emotional day, even the cake's in tiers" © Big Book of Best Man Jokes, 1981

Barely literate.

I heard our lot had t-shirts of a magpie finger-banging a black cat kitten in a car park Isn't Scotland the main money maker these days anyways with their oil? And the reason they remained within the union was because of the promise of better EU relations as the UK rather than as a single country? Ugh, can we not dig this up again....Brexit won, They had their referendum and like the EU's very own stain remover "BANG! They're gone". Stray Mackem and his chums got their country back, sovereignty, Australia based points system, NHS, 350 million a week, strict border control (except Ireland obnobv) and we're all sick of 'experts' and sunderland's flying the end.

Nope just giving some back to one poster who seems to think it's fine to dish it out but can't take it. Most of which is on the EU thread Taking it fine hombre, my fuse hasn't short-circuited into a repressed rant about neighbouring countries! OK..."Sunderland, where 1979 went to retire"

Blimey Charley! I actually live in Tynemouth, but reading between the lines, can I precis your post as...."get back to where you came from?" Oh, you mackems, and your daft racist ways!

That's tickled me coming from a Scotch Mag. Thank you My ambition - for Scotland to become an independent, forward thinking, inclusive member of a growing EU, and for my team to get promoted with one of the finest managers the modern game has seen and build from there. Your ambition - To have an inward looking, monocultural, isolated 'city', which looks slightly less sh*t than Cumbernauld, and to scrape survival with the bare minimum effort starting some time in April. Tomato, Tomarto. And 'Scotch'? Grow up.

To be fair 'Project 17th' was incredibly enjoyable last season. Whatever floats your boat. Refreshing that popeye admitted as much a full two games into the season. I can see why every aspect of sunderland town centre is such a tip, clearly no-one demands - or indeed expects - any better. Tell you what, here's an early xmas pressie, for both your club and your civic leaders: http://www.dictionary.com/browse/ambition?s=t

Unless you're big into British comedy of the 80's and 90's the name may not be familiar.....but he hit the nail on the head with this comment last night: sunderland afc - respected throughout football.