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5-5 draw nailed on

"It's been an emotional day, even the cake's in tiers" © Big Book of Best Man Jokes, 1981

Barely literate.

I heard our lot had t-shirts of a magpie finger-banging a black cat kitten in a car park Isn't Scotland the main money maker these days anyways with their oil? And the reason they remained within the union was because of the promise of better EU relations as the UK rather than as a single country? Ugh, can we not dig this up again....Brexit won, They had their referendum and like the EU's very own stain remover "BANG! They're gone". Stray Mackem and his chums got their country back, sovereignty, Australia based points system, NHS, 350 million a week, strict border control (except Ireland obnobv) and we're all sick of 'experts' and sunderland's flying the end.

Nope just giving some back to one poster who seems to think it's fine to dish it out but can't take it. Most of which is on the EU thread Taking it fine hombre, my fuse hasn't short-circuited into a repressed rant about neighbouring countries! OK..."Sunderland, where 1979 went to retire"

Blimey Charley! I actually live in Tynemouth, but reading between the lines, can I precis your post as...."get back to where you came from?" Oh, you mackems, and your daft racist ways!

That's tickled me coming from a Scotch Mag. Thank you My ambition - for Scotland to become an independent, forward thinking, inclusive member of a growing EU, and for my team to get promoted with one of the finest managers the modern game has seen and build from there. Your ambition - To have an inward looking, monocultural, isolated 'city', which looks slightly less sh*t than Cumbernauld, and to scrape survival with the bare minimum effort starting some time in April. Tomato, Tomarto. And 'Scotch'? Grow up.

To be fair 'Project 17th' was incredibly enjoyable last season. Whatever floats your boat. Refreshing that popeye admitted as much a full two games into the season. I can see why every aspect of sunderland town centre is such a tip, clearly no-one demands - or indeed expects - any better. Tell you what, here's an early xmas pressie, for both your club and your civic leaders: http://www.dictionary.com/browse/ambition?s=t

Unless you're big into British comedy of the 80's and 90's the name may not be familiar.....but he hit the nail on the head with this comment last night: sunderland afc - respected throughout football.

Every word of that sentence could easily be applied to sunderland's woeful premiership tenancy. Good luck on 'Project 17th' you underwhelming, low-expectation having, easily pleased cretins.

So we're opening a restaurant where you eat food from Italy.....what can we call it? *whispers in ear* Seriously? You would have to be a complete moron to want to eat somewhere called that. *looks around* Ok, fair enough.....

Remember michael owen's 'brand brochure', spread over like, 105 pages? The useless soft-cock f*cking w*nker sell-out sh*t-c*nt? I prefer Dummetts. 1 line. Straight to the point.

Who? I've watched a lot of continental football the last few years, on account of my failing marriage and increasingly empty weekends...... I've never even heard the name 'NDong'. 20 million!? 20 b*stard million? This has to be some elaborate twitter wind-up. I liked they were signing Iborra......name seemed appropriate given the amount of loans they have every year (who never want to stick around).

F*cking hell, Gyan, Pienaar, the constant hard-on for N'Zogbia and John O'Shea as captain....it's as if the safc management and fans are playing a constant game of FIFA '10 Which is probably only fair as judging from the state of the place, sunderland city council are still playing Civic Management '79

Took one look at the x-ray and said "When that bit, that bit and that bit join those bits to make a recognisable bone, we've got a deal. And ask him if he's going to have that shit now or later."

No opinion on him one way or the other but the weapons-grade macktracking has been fantastic! 17/08/16 "C'mon Moysie, sign him up" And engaging macktracking in.....First gear........Second gear.....Third gear.....TURBO NITRO! 24/08/16 "sh*te anyway, found his level" Next week - the conclusion of why Kone is the best and, simultaneously, worst defender in safc's history.

Yup, feel exactly the same.....I mean, Coldplay FFS. Heartbreaking.

It's like if you dropped a mouse out a third floor window, or drove over a couple of ants....they walk away unharmed cos they're too small to matter. Whereas us, its like hitting a chimp with your car or punching a horse. I don't know where I'm going with this, I just came back from the David Brent film and I think it gave me brain damage.

That is just superb! I love how someone pipes up with how sunderland is half an hour away from unspoilt countryside, as if a professional footballer would give two f*cks! "OK, so I'm earning squllions of pounds a week, I can play anywhere in Europe, what have you got for me sunderland?" "Well, obviously we don't have any decent shops or restaurants, the nightlife's sh*t, there's nowhere decent to live and there's a high possibility your mam will get racially abused......But there's some cracking fields about half an hour away"

I do! http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94253.msg5878213.html#msg5878213 Yeah I just dragged up a 6 month old post, deal with it!

Great, now were indulging in apostrophe war's. And I can't see 'front of the net' becoming a celebratory cry! Seriously though, that flag is a professional printed effort, not two adolescents spray painting a bedsheet. The crest would suggest they are trusted with the defence of the realm and they can't even spell the word 'anywhere' ffs. Meh, what the f*ck do I care, this demeans us all!

I think its to signify how their nuts tighten when they inadvertently nonce a schoolgirl at park lane bus station. Or indeed, any were in the world.

What's the pic though ? Looks like a CCTV camera on a selfie stick. Speculum. Fisher Price version.

We can send him a precis via twitter @MoussaSissoko Moussa.....Etez vous un bit thick? Allez vite, vous maison de merde. Aussi, vous ete une cunte massive. Real Madrid? Awae tae fuckye,bythaway' Granted I may have lapsed into the Glaswegian vernacular there. Moussa ya bawbag.

Things have taken an unusual, but not unwelcome turn....