bhoywhonder

ok so, this is happening...

I don't have a 'mackem at work' story but I do have a 'mackem at work's xmas-do nite-out as someones plus one' story, and yep, the wonderful 'haha Burton Albion' trope featured almost immediately. "looking forward to Burton tomorrow? haha rofl*" *implied "Yeah I am actually, they've.." "Chelsea on wednesday man, amazing to watch. They'll be champions by Easter. If youre gonna get beat, might as well get beat by the best" "Who you got tomorrow?" "Watford" Changed topic at that point. Canny lad, but what a f*ckwit. He also really loved Coldplay and talked about them at length. "And a fun night was had by all" End scene.

Must be a european reference. "This is NUFC airways at Ponteland Airport, departing to Milan, Barcelona, Munich, Bruges, Marseille, Lisbon, Bilboa, that place in Sicily where they never stopped throwing sh*t, That stabby place in Belgium, that shithole in Ukraine, that place in I think Latvia where the prostitutes wouldnt leave us alone, and also Basel before they were good" "This is sunderland international airport, go to the departure lounge where WH Smiths now has a special on Toblerones. Not just the small ones, the medium ones too. "

What? The airport? Just...why? Whats the beef with the airport? Or is powered flight just a concept they struggle with, like 'self-awareness' and 'ambition'.

Fast forward to Sept 2017, Short and his chief execs are in discussion... "Ugh we still have 35,000 tickets for Wigan on Monday night. We can't give them away" "Have we tried?" "It's all we've tried"

Just them, West Brom and the reigning champions.

I would happily take second place if it meant Chris Hughton smacking Pardew upside the head with the championship trophy as he slopes off to the job centre. I genuinely don't get the hype about Pickford. Admittedly I've only seen him in a full match once when they were being dry-bummed by Arsenal, but he was mediocre at best and a rabbit-in-the-headlights flustered mess at worst. The fact the mackems are bandying around a price second only to Buffon is the true definition of delusion. Moyes is looking increasingly like a man who has been sold a pup. Publicly declaring a relegation battle 2 (TWO!) games into the season, and loudly mithering his lack of funds a month early, these are not the signs of a confident set up.

http://thesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ice-cube.jpg "It's the Wiggan you love to hate..."

Looks like they accidentally had their annual run of form 6 months early. Oh well, keep flushing. Keep flushing. Also, Pickford really isn't all that. Pulling off a camera-pleasing full stretch dive then getting completely lost on a corner does not a £25 mill keeper make.

Mackems: "Gerrin, nearly out the bottom 3 marras, nearly!" Rest of PL: "Ah Christ. Can someone get the air freshener, they're still here....." http://images.mydoorsign.com/img/lg/S/flush-funny-bathroom-sign-s-5610.png

Don't worry everyone, I've got in the DeLorean, drove back 24 hours and fixed everything: Good point, you don't do those things. Too busy chanting the name of paedophiles shagging who they want (a child) , racially abusing the opposition, racially abusing your own player's mothers, cheering on a self-confessed fascist manager and Brexiting the country into oblivion taking our country back from the eurocratic elite, as did, to be fair, many other towns and cities across our sacred isle. Britain First! So, mackems.....what a bunch of cretins right?

Christ, you Brexiteers are such precious little snowflakes! Get over it man, you won! Ok, for the sake of getting the thread back on track - I pwomise not to hurt your feelings by using Brexit as a stick to hit the mackems with, for fear of unintentionally mocking our own. Also, a heartfelt sorry to any non-mackem paedo-supporters, black mam abusers and monkey chanters.

I'm beyond rattled marra, I'm rattled, depressed, frightened and furious...I'm depfritattleurioused.

Yeah. Imagine being so passive about it that the stupidest most backward decision the country could've made, blowing a hundred billion pound hole in it's coffers and leading to the biggest spike in hate crime since the 1970s is all just a big gloaty joke. lol.

I imagine it is by 99% of the country's football fans who aren't utterly obsessed to the point of mania with decrying everything and everyone associated with NUFC. NUFCThreatLevel jut tweeted a link to this thread with #magedia....what must it be like in their heads man, seriously! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/football-show-bbc2.1300547/page-3 Good point, you don't do those things. Too busy chanting the name of paedophiles shagging who they want (a child) , racially abusing the opposition, racially abusing your own player's mothers, cheering on a self-confessed fascist manager and Brexiting the country into oblivion. Sunderland is Britains anus, and safc are the tagnut that just keeps clinging on in there, getting increasingly rancid with each passing day. So f*ck em.

The morons on ready to groom have always been world class dumdums displaying weapons-grade bitterness, but they've really out-moroned themselves this season. Still pedalling the 'at least we're in the prem' boll*cks like they really believe it. Put it this way, they've checked into the Hilton, but all rooms were full so they've been given a damp mattress in the mop cupboard and as much as they can swig from the drip-trays every night after closing. The days and weeks grow more uncomfortable and dreary, they stink out every room they poke their faces into and all the other guests wish they would just f*ck off already. We couldn't afford the Hilton so checked into the Holiday Inn Express down the road. Fortunately, we were upgraded to the honeymoon suite, get a complementary bottle of champers every evening and the occasional handy from the stunning Spanish manageress. The hotel is full of old friends and new ones we haven't met yet... Everyday's better than the last! And yet when we meet, it's all "Haha, you're in the Holiday Inn Express you losers, WE'RE in the Hilton dontcha know....u jelly mags??" The cognitive dissonance from the Brexshits down there must be making their tiny brains ache. For an absolute turd of a year, they at least provide a little comic relief (albeit unintentionally).

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there looking for chinks, f*** them What, I'm the only one not to get mad at non-existent racist slurs, but still be beyond f*cking irrational hatred??? It's 'THEIR' you FUUUUUUCKINNNNGGGG CCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNTTTTTT.

Is anyone else beginning to think supporting safc could medically be classed as a mental illness? Oh aye, your track record in that regard is flawless... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Gordon

25 million. So 8 million more than Bravo, 7 million more than De Gea and Neuer, over twice as much as Cech. Jordan 'Clean sheet? Me?' Pickford - Twenty. Five. Million. Pounds. What a bunch of clueless arseholes safc fans are proving themselves to be this season. Also, he looks too small. And soft. And sh*te.

'The crest of a slump'. Ian Holloway, 2016.

Pretty sure the OP is the bloke from the Chron article who's granda got shafted by safc. You remember, the one whose granddaughter looked like a cross between Ma Bacon and Tyson Fury....

Been going since Hitler was a bairn and they f*ck him over on some minor H+S infringement, though tbf I doubt SAFC are alone in this pettyness. Is it any wonder people are turning their back on the.....ah, f*ck it, just watched I, Daniel Blake and now I'm the armchair militant Just set Layla on them, judging by the photo he'd tear the f*ckers a new shitpipe.

Was Yedlin targeted directly or just some random nobhead launching his bus money at the pitch? Can't imagine him particularly as an abrasive character mithering the crowd.