bhoywhonder

I imagine he's probably beaten you to it

"Strict vetting has ensured not one vermin has ever infiltrated my family" You mackems, you don't like outsiders in sunderland do you? You like to stick to your own. I've seen the big-eared boys on the estates of pennywell...

Hope that was a FT reference.....if not, hang your head in shame!

Agreed. Would love to get the groomers at a sold out SJP. If anything just to see the thick f***ers prefix the apology to their dimwit brexit shithordes with 'tweet them something like....." after moyesy and his band of dreary cloggers continue stinking out the place. Or Liverpool, just to goad Wijnaldum.

He's a right creep. A proper weirdo. What the bloody hell's he doing 'ere? He dun't belong 'ere. Radiohead - the Yorkshire years

Do you actually have 2 sheds? Just one with a f***ed lock Are you thinking of purchasing a second shed? To bring you in line with your epithet? (Get well soon TJ)

Ayoze is a young lad from the Canary Islands who's still learning English, so on this occasion I'm willing to give him a break. Anichebe is a scouser, so what's his excu.....oh, right.

(You need to post something like) Hahahaha for f*cks sake! This season just gets better and better! (At this point, insert a reference to Adam Johnson, the reviled paedophile they knowingly played for a season) Looks like Anichebe has the same advisors that Johnson had LOL! (Ok, finish with a dig at their fanbase) Bunch of thick racist c*nts.

AKA 'April'. It's what they do. They're bloody good at it, they've pared survival to beyond the 'skin of their teeth' at this point. Fast forward to May 2017, Penshaw monument resplendent in red and white, jubilation on wearside, 17th on goal difference, another 'great escape' masterminded by managerial surprise package Kevin Davies. hahahah FTM, gerrin marras!! October 2017: DAVIES OUT, ITS A DISGRACE, WE ARE SUNLUN, WHO ELSE WOULD GET 40,000 WATCHING THIS GARBAGE? E-E-EDL, BREXIT MEANS BREXIT, FTM

There's a poster on there who genuinely seems to have some sort of learning difficulty. I don't know why Sima bothers, it must be like trying to explain a card trick to a dog. Spat on him and everything. Animals.

You prick.......the closure of Nissan would devastate the north east not just Sunderland I know, I wasn't cheering. They were. I was quoting their cheering. The cheering they did when they won. 'Won'. And when Nissan said..."yo, mackem dudes....whats with the cheering? We leaving brah, you like be cheering no jobs and sh*t?! Da FUQ???" That's called exposition. Didn't realise it was needed but hope it helps. Also...Prick? Potty mouth.

tick....tick....tick.... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/brexit-job-loss-fears-nissans-12061691 YEEEAAHHHH, GERRRINNN, GERRRINNN, COME ONNNNN!!!!! F*cking cretins.

Haven't checked but is the 'parrot holiday' story a massive giggs? I only heard it this week, and I refuse to post it if it's a "and he finished his wank, opened his eyes and there was a fresh cup of tea on his bedside table..." sort of affair.

Re: pitch-side away fans...Didn't we stick the Bordeaux fans in the Leazes/East corner? I seem to remember them kicking of towards the police line in the Leazes. Also didn't Benfica get additional seats in the Milburn/Leazes corner when they sold out their allocation. I definitely remember a little pocket of maybe 100 or so going mental when their goal went in, miles away from their block in level 7.

:spit: :spit: A more continental name?!?! Perhaps the sunderland Parc des Princes, the sunderland Camp Nou or maybe even the sunderland Stadium of Light San Siro Idiots!

All from the first page, didn't bother with any more. So their frame of reference for China = takeaway food. Jesus f*cking CHRIST what year is it in that shithole??

Why should they care, scraping survival despite being an utter shower of sh*t year in, year out is their modus operandi. They're already looking forward to the '17th again' celebrations next May http://i2.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article11329322.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/PENSHAW-SUNDERLAND-COLOURS.jpg Is it any wonder the likes of rapey to groom is such a headfuck at the minute? Their hated rivals are loving it in the 2nd tier, with a world class manager instilling a genuine feeling of embarking on a game-changing era. They're pissing about in the gutter as usual, trying desperately not to let their latest f*ck-up make the front pages rather than the back. It's going to be so sweet if we pass them in May. If - God willing - they drop, they aren't coming back up. The whole set up is rotten and when Ellis Short goes they're f*cked forever.

Whisper quiet atmosphere Was alright where I was....usually in Leazes but circumstances put me in lower Gallowgate today and atmos was pretty good throughout, Though I was - and still am - verrr verrr drunk.

There was a lovely moment on BBC 5 this morning prior to the 12.30 kick off: Mark Chapman: So if you weren't at Stamford Bridge today, where else would you rather be? John Southall (Pundit): Probably Stoke v Sunderland Mark Chapman: Er....(silence) John Southall: Haha, no, not really! (laughter). Well, probably the Hawthorns, Spurs are on a roll and West Brom..... sunderland - the premier league's punchline. To a sh*t joke.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/14/gus-poyet-sunderland-real-betis-real-madrid-tottenham sunderland afc - finally everyone sees them as the rancid shitpipe we always knew they were respected throughout football marra

I always thought Junior Agogo sounded like he should be a character in a John Waters movie

From that thread, bottom of first page, the seemingly brain-damaged 'Bear' posits an interesting question. On the latest of many, many, many threads about attendances on rapey to groom.... Had to stop reading there, the combination of bitterness, idiocy and crashing lack of self-awareness started to make me question reality itself.

Now, back to the roker report's latest editorial meeting.... https://youtu.be/HoaoP3aJi5U?t=40 And hopefully next week.... They really should bring back that old Millwall classic, updated for them. "we are sunlun, we are sunlun, no-one likes us, and it eats us up inside...."

From that thread: Christ, if they expand further they'll need a fork-lift to deliver the pile of free tickets to the local schools, call centres and needle exchanges... 'beuatiful'

"OK everyone, time for the roker report weekly team meeting....."