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"Ah come on, You f*ck ONE handrail....."

He'd probably leave the f*cking seats out to save money...

Could Ashley not do a cheap Gallowgate extension up without anything below? I'm thinking like the shot of the Linc' at the start of Always Sunny: Yes, my knowledge of US sports is pretty much limited to any sports-related plot on Always Sunny... Last Archibold Leitch stand in the league? Sad to see it go but yes, every trip to Goodison was a trip back in time. They deserve better.

Hahahah, priceless! You're talking about the club who... you know what, enter your own punchline here. Too much to choose from. After Cheltenham, I emptied my Paddypower account of winnings and was left with the whopping sum of £16.20. Piled it on the mackems staying up, should pay for my next trip to the 'dam, or watch the f*ckers crash and burn. Win-win.

Moyes: "I dropped N'Dong and Khazri for Rodwell and Gibson to bring a bit of much needed Britishness to the side" Journo: "But Gibson isn't British??" Moyes: "Yeah, but he's not a nig...a niggly player, no unnecessary tackles, straight up old fashioned centre mid. Also he's white..right...right footed, very important on that side of the pitch. Plus the fans met N'Dong's mother and so he's f*cked of back to France..."

We could do worse than snap him up on a free, would be solid cover for younger, hungrier players like Daryl Murphy.

As if we would bother our arse to hire a couple of planes to gloat over those knuckle-dragging backwards ding-dongs. But if we did, maybe it could be something like this.... Thick c*nts.

Very little difference tbh

Am I alone in thinking that would be fantastic?! I would get one Or the infamous 'Drink Beer, Smoke Tabs' Viz shirt sponsorship that the league rejected for Blyth Spartans, killjoys.

And the crowd go wild....In a scramble for the exits.

"Goodyear?" "You could say that..." (With apologies to Leslie Nielsen)

Big banner of a black cat in a schoolgirl uniform being fingerblasted by adam johnson as the safc hierarchy shower him with dollar bills. I would chuck in a fiver* *I wouldn't. Fuckem and their little plane.

Fuckin haway man.....a bairn with weeks to live, and people are indulging in the whole 'what-about' game? Can you even imagine what his mam and dad are going through? As much as I think SAFC fans (well, those on RTG) are dicks, the club have been superb in their support here. Credit where credit's due.

Fascinating video. Encapsulates them perfectly: "The theory of evolution claims only the strong shall survive" http://www.true-faith.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/MackemRacist1.jpg "This isn't a math test" http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/424000/447424.jpg "Passion has a funny way of trumping logic" http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/31/15/37C16BF700000578-3767201-image-a-60_1472653614419.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/07/article-2305295-01FC42030000044D-867_634x461.jpg

Which is only fair, as that's just a reflection of the club as their season limps on. Besides, when the town and it's inhabitants are so inherently ridiculous, its fair game for ridicule. Come on, he had a tumour on his tongue which made him racist...tell me that isn't hilarious

Woman racially assaulted in front of son in sunderland city centre.... Well known medical link - tongue cancer makes tongue say racism (also cause hand-snatch racism) Life in sunderland. Bunch of backward fuckin racist shitbags. http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/man-pulled-veil-from-muslim-woman-s-face-in-sunderland-race-attack-1-8373464

Nor do they it would seem.

Scrape survival, humiliation. Scrape survival, humiliation. Scrape survival, humiliation. Stink the Fkin place out year and year and year again. Supporting safc is basically this: Just take relegation already, have a shred of dignity you sub-mediocre ballbags.

"Hey Mr White, take a picture. Can't wait to show Uncle Jack..."

So still bottom, still going down, now taking hippo-heed and Yohan 'work-to-rule' Cabaye with them? Win-Win!

"So whats this a picture of? "Well, its a pointless but expensively assembled folly, ancient and ageing badly but still representative of a place whose best days are long since gone with no hope of returning" "And whats that thing behind them?

Clearly he's mistyped a bit there...he means:

Yep...In the same way as we treat the Championship as a relaxing spa getaway before returning to the grind of the PL, sunderland this season should see it more like a trip to Dignitas.

They could have Marcelo and Dani Alves as full backs, but as long as they have octogenarian O'Shea and Tits McGee in the centre they are f*cked.