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Why should they care, scraping survival despite being an utter shower of sh*t year in, year out is their modus operandi. They're already looking forward to the '17th again' celebrations next May http://i2.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article11329322.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/PENSHAW-SUNDERLAND-COLOURS.jpg Is it any wonder the likes of rapey to groom is such a headfuck at the minute? Their hated rivals are loving it in the 2nd tier, with a world class manager instilling a genuine feeling of embarking on a game-changing era. They're pissing about in the gutter as usual, trying desperately not to let their latest f*ck-up make the front pages rather than the back. It's going to be so sweet if we pass them in May. If - God willing - they drop, they aren't coming back up. The whole set up is rotten and when Ellis Short goes they're f*cked forever.

Whisper quiet atmosphere Was alright where I was....usually in Leazes but circumstances put me in lower Gallowgate today and atmos was pretty good throughout, Though I was - and still am - verrr verrr drunk.

There was a lovely moment on BBC 5 this morning prior to the 12.30 kick off: Mark Chapman: So if you weren't at Stamford Bridge today, where else would you rather be? John Southall (Pundit): Probably Stoke v Sunderland Mark Chapman: Er....(silence) John Southall: Haha, no, not really! (laughter). Well, probably the Hawthorns, Spurs are on a roll and West Brom..... sunderland - the premier league's punchline. To a sh*t joke.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/14/gus-poyet-sunderland-real-betis-real-madrid-tottenham sunderland afc - finally everyone sees them as the rancid shitpipe we always knew they were respected throughout football marra

I always thought Junior Agogo sounded like he should be a character in a John Waters movie

From that thread, bottom of first page, the seemingly brain-damaged 'Bear' posits an interesting question. On the latest of many, many, many threads about attendances on rapey to groom.... Had to stop reading there, the combination of bitterness, idiocy and crashing lack of self-awareness started to make me question reality itself.

Now, back to the roker report's latest editorial meeting.... https://youtu.be/HoaoP3aJi5U?t=40 And hopefully next week.... They really should bring back that old Millwall classic, updated for them. "we are sunlun, we are sunlun, no-one likes us, and it eats us up inside...."

From that thread: Christ, if they expand further they'll need a fork-lift to deliver the pile of free tickets to the local schools, call centres and needle exchanges... 'beuatiful'

"OK everyone, time for the roker report weekly team meeting....."

Still think this will be a win but the question remains, who did Colback have to blow to be the first name on the teamsheet?

Holy f*ck, what a shower of sh*t. Picking the best of the two would be like choosing between finding blood in your stool or a lump in your sac. Utter dross. "Best league in the world"

From that thread I'm guessing on about 90 mins: You have GOT to be sh*tting me! These numbnuts have all the self awareness of a damp flannel.

"Failed dueteronomy'? That's a new one, haven't heard that word before. Does he mean Deuteronomy? Well that wouldn't make sense. OK, Googling 'dueteronomy', I love learning something new every d...." "Oh. Nope, made up word. Back to your crayons mackems..."

Aye, having a bad day. he seems cool apart from all the brexit sh*t tbf.

Well they do, obviously. They have no expectations other than to scrape survival. Again. Also, stray mackem is a bit of a racist c*nt (scotch? Fuck you) and his false bon homie doesn't pass muster here. Having fun getting pasted every week? Hope nissan moves to france you cunt.

Aye from a canny distance too, hit him square in the face it did. Fantastic foresight from Keane, he bought it at half time, then just held onto it, didn't take a bite or owt. It went cold in his hands as he just held it, waiting...waiting...waiting......then 40 minutes later, POW! Reading those hilarious reminicences of our wearside nostalgia fans, I've just 'burst out laughing' when they were condemned nationally for their support of a 'heil hitler'ing boss, with his 'Il Duce' tattoos (plural) and how politicians, unions and clergy all rounded on them and were ignored 'cos he 'beat teh mags'. I've just burst out laughing about that time their star striker had to take to social media to condemn the fanbase for racially abusing his own mother. I've just burst out laughing about that time they repeatedly chanted 'he shags who he wants', when 'who he wants' was a child.

Charge actual money in exchange for a ticket? Expecting a mackem to stump up their hard-earned dole? Not give away blocks of tickets to every Tom, Dick and Harry in a 10 mile radius? Well, it's a bold move by the club, not sure it'll catch on.

Whenever I come across one of their blatantly fictitious yarns, struggling to invent facts to suit their agenda, I'm always reminded of... https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=URy8x7W06d8#t=400 "And in the middle of the forest there was.....a mag......with a gravy stained toon top....and, er, he said......er.....champions league.......worra delewded kernt FTM amarite everyone?"

All good points and as a Scot perhaps I assume too much. But then he thought there was a 'BBC Albania' showing Scottish football. Ergo all mackems are f*cking idiots (cf Geordie Horse Punchers 2014). The defence rests.

I just....what? *slow clap* Bravo mackems, bravo.

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I think your last 4 words have summed up the problem on ready to groom. We're at the bottom of a ladder about to climb (hopefully) as high as possible. They got as far as the first rung 10 seasons ago and nailed their feet firmly to it. They habitually confuse ambition with delusion and are conditioned to accept second-rate. Which probably explains why their town centre is such an interminable dump. His 10 game record, if spread over a whole season would've seen us finish about 11th, and in our last game he oversaw the complete demolition of a Champions League side. They spent about 3 weeks outside the bottom 3 for the nth year running, swapping their manager midway a-f*cking-gain, relying on a convicted paedo for points and obviously the benefit of our yearly donation. But technically they're right, Rafa was there when we went down so I expect to see it on a t-shirt/tattoo/on a banner towed behind a Cessna Skyhawk (from ponteland airport natch)

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