bhoywhonder

Well they voted for this. Project Wear: PLexit

Nah, Billy plays better straight-on

They must have internet access in HMP Frankland... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-afc-vs-arsenal-fc-match-thread.1291267/page-69

Wow Lynden Gooch? The Lynden Gooch? How'd they sign him? Heard he was bound for La Liga....

Keepers positioning there man! The defending! That 'clunk' you just heard was their two salable asset's value crashing through the floor! Aaaand.......RUNAWAAAAYY!!!!!!

For the same reason something as insignificant as our deal with Wonga made the national news. Some clubs are newsworthy, others elicit nothing more than a shrug outside their immediate area. The noncey groomboys fall heavily into the latter box, and given the fascism/racism/paedo stuff of the last few seasons, for that they should be eternally grateful.

More like the 'Dink Sink

Looks like the club have already responded:

Tony Blair dangermows saying he isn't in prison for being a paedo? What am I missing? Probably to keep him away from the kids...."Hey, don't worry little 'un, legally it's not paedophilia if I only use my fing...." "Help! Stranger-Dangermows!"

I imagine he's probably beaten you to it

"Strict vetting has ensured not one vermin has ever infiltrated my family" You mackems, you don't like outsiders in sunderland do you? You like to stick to your own. I've seen the big-eared boys on the estates of pennywell...

Hope that was a FT reference.....if not, hang your head in shame!

Agreed. Would love to get the groomers at a sold out SJP. If anything just to see the thick f***ers prefix the apology to their dimwit brexit shithordes with 'tweet them something like....." after moyesy and his band of dreary cloggers continue stinking out the place. Or Liverpool, just to goad Wijnaldum.

He's a right creep. A proper weirdo. What the bloody hell's he doing 'ere? He dun't belong 'ere. Radiohead - the Yorkshire years

Do you actually have 2 sheds? Just one with a f***ed lock Are you thinking of purchasing a second shed? To bring you in line with your epithet? (Get well soon TJ)

Ayoze is a young lad from the Canary Islands who's still learning English, so on this occasion I'm willing to give him a break. Anichebe is a scouser, so what's his excu.....oh, right.

(You need to post something like) Hahahaha for f*cks sake! This season just gets better and better! (At this point, insert a reference to Adam Johnson, the reviled paedophile they knowingly played for a season) Looks like Anichebe has the same advisors that Johnson had LOL! (Ok, finish with a dig at their fanbase) Bunch of thick racist c*nts.

AKA 'April'. It's what they do. They're bloody good at it, they've pared survival to beyond the 'skin of their teeth' at this point. Fast forward to May 2017, Penshaw monument resplendent in red and white, jubilation on wearside, 17th on goal difference, another 'great escape' masterminded by managerial surprise package Kevin Davies. hahahah FTM, gerrin marras!! October 2017: DAVIES OUT, ITS A DISGRACE, WE ARE SUNLUN, WHO ELSE WOULD GET 40,000 WATCHING THIS GARBAGE? E-E-EDL, BREXIT MEANS BREXIT, FTM

There's a poster on there who genuinely seems to have some sort of learning difficulty. I don't know why Sima bothers, it must be like trying to explain a card trick to a dog. Spat on him and everything. Animals.

You prick.......the closure of Nissan would devastate the north east not just Sunderland I know, I wasn't cheering. They were. I was quoting their cheering. The cheering they did when they won. 'Won'. And when Nissan said..."yo, mackem dudes....whats with the cheering? We leaving brah, you like be cheering no jobs and sh*t?! Da FUQ???" That's called exposition. Didn't realise it was needed but hope it helps. Also...Prick? Potty mouth.

tick....tick....tick.... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/brexit-job-loss-fears-nissans-12061691 YEEEAAHHHH, GERRRINNN, GERRRINNN, COME ONNNNN!!!!! F*cking cretins.

Haven't checked but is the 'parrot holiday' story a massive giggs? I only heard it this week, and I refuse to post it if it's a "and he finished his wank, opened his eyes and there was a fresh cup of tea on his bedside table..." sort of affair.

Re: pitch-side away fans...Didn't we stick the Bordeaux fans in the Leazes/East corner? I seem to remember them kicking of towards the police line in the Leazes. Also didn't Benfica get additional seats in the Milburn/Leazes corner when they sold out their allocation. I definitely remember a little pocket of maybe 100 or so going mental when their goal went in, miles away from their block in level 7.

:spit: :spit: A more continental name?!?! Perhaps the sunderland Parc des Princes, the sunderland Camp Nou or maybe even the sunderland Stadium of Light San Siro Idiots!

All from the first page, didn't bother with any more. So their frame of reference for China = takeaway food. Jesus f*cking CHRIST what year is it in that shithole??