bhoywhonder

"Please excuse the mess, my children are making memories" E. Short 2017

Thought all the middle aged hoolie nobheads f*cked off to support North Shields. So theyve crawled back with their lightening wit to copy an already sh*t idea. Hope it ends up over Russian sovereign airspace...

Moyes seems to more resemble Marty Feldman as their season fizzles out. Would like to see one or more of his eyes actually pop out when the inevitable happens. If we must do the plane banner sh*te can we just leave it blank? Or "This banner deliberately left blank". Then they could use their imaginations.... A rare and welcome gift in such an unrelentingly grey shithole.

They've taken moysey's calls for more Britishness too far here.....fkin morris dancing mid match?

"The classy club"

Schrödinger's c*nts

As if RTG needed another reason to hate Islam...

Hoaxers. Racist, women beating, paedo loving , hoaxers... "Everybodys talkin' bout POP music...."

There, fixed. Now ready to groom are onside

Cocknobs, I lumped my post-Cheltenham retainer on them at 17/2. Ah well...worth it to see the horrible racist/fascist/paedo-loving turds finally flush. PS - Do any of the borderline mentally-ill on Rapey to Groom think survival is actually a good thing? The rest of the Premier League is so sick of their sh*t by now.

I cant believe posters genuinely thought that I thought the word was "moo" as in a cows vocal noise. Thats low.

At the risk of sounding pedantic, the phrase is actually 'Moo Point'. You know, like a cow's opinion, it doesnt matter...its moo.

I remember getting a placement in Oxford thinking "uni town, dreaming spires, gentlemens rooms, educated youth...thisll be a piece of piss" Holy f*cking sh*t, those kids were two steps from full-on feral. Though im guessing you meant Millwall...dial down the assumptions Stifler.

That's what everybody was saying about Burton this season. Then they realised you hardly get any tickets, and it's a pain in the a*se to get to by train One's that we've never/rarely played before, yeah. So i'm thinking teams like Burton, Fleetwood, Accrington, Morecambe, Yeovil etc. I cant be alone in loving going to a new ground regardless of size or location. Some of the best away days for me are journeys into the unknown, whether deepest Derbyshire or the arse end of Antwerp. I have a hundred stories from our Euro trips, and literally none from the Emirates, Etihad et al. Christ Im beginning to sound like an inspirational Facebook post. "The destination isnt the journey, the journey IS the destination. Also get hammered on the local brew and dont engage with prossies east of Berlin"

Course they will, as they never tire of reminding us the champo is pub league level dross, and its only Rafa's sheer incompetence that we arent 20 points clear and promoted already. Well, that is after they all forgot that they had agreed it was an impossibly competitive, relentless, physically draining and doomed slog but then we started winning. Macktracking at its finest, cant wait for their latest narrative in a few weeks time....

Julio, stop being such a potty mouth. It's not like you're on Rapey to Groom having a go at the Islams....

"Ah come on, You f*ck ONE handrail....."

He'd probably leave the f*cking seats out to save money...

Could Ashley not do a cheap Gallowgate extension up without anything below? I'm thinking like the shot of the Linc' at the start of Always Sunny: Yes, my knowledge of US sports is pretty much limited to any sports-related plot on Always Sunny... Last Archibold Leitch stand in the league? Sad to see it go but yes, every trip to Goodison was a trip back in time. They deserve better.

Hahahah, priceless! You're talking about the club who... you know what, enter your own punchline here. Too much to choose from. After Cheltenham, I emptied my Paddypower account of winnings and was left with the whopping sum of £16.20. Piled it on the mackems staying up, should pay for my next trip to the 'dam, or watch the f*ckers crash and burn. Win-win.

Moyes: "I dropped N'Dong and Khazri for Rodwell and Gibson to bring a bit of much needed Britishness to the side" Journo: "But Gibson isn't British??" Moyes: "Yeah, but he's not a nig...a niggly player, no unnecessary tackles, straight up old fashioned centre mid. Also he's white..right...right footed, very important on that side of the pitch. Plus the fans met N'Dong's mother and so he's f*cked of back to France..."

We could do worse than snap him up on a free, would be solid cover for younger, hungrier players like Daryl Murphy.

As if we would bother our arse to hire a couple of planes to gloat over those knuckle-dragging backwards ding-dongs. But if we did, maybe it could be something like this.... Thick c*nts.

Very little difference tbh

Am I alone in thinking that would be fantastic?! I would get one Or the infamous 'Drink Beer, Smoke Tabs' Viz shirt sponsorship that the league rejected for Blyth Spartans, killjoys.