bhoywhonder

From the latest page on there (only up to the late 30s, come on mackems, last week's Rafa thread hit triple figures) Calling him worse than sh*t but desperate for him to leave. It's widely acknowledged that RTG posters are the internet's premium brain-donors, but even they must see the idiocy on display here...or is their automatic reflex to gainsay anything a 'mag' considers positive too strong for their feeble f*cking minds to handle? And 99% of SAFC fans care more about....well, you know the rest.

The RTGtards on that thread seem to think it's the end of the 15/16 season. Can someone shake them out of their flea-infested comfort blanket and remind them that MY BEST MATE RAFA just won the league at the first time of asking, they're signing 3rd rate sh*t players and Celtic's bairns just gave them a f*cking worryingly one-sided pasting. 'CHOMP'. PS. Does Dangernons still love defending their geet big paedo?

Derren. Lives in Derrham. Loves a kerry. Always in a herry (to call his team mates kents)

FYP - Championship Charismaras 'Champions by Charismass Marras' - Storming the Pub League: A Study in Hubris Probably a bit long-winded for Netflix. Lets just go with 'Watch Sunderland Fail'

OK my money is on you getting past the crate of Lonsdale socks at the entrance before being upended at the sale rack of 2012/2013 England gear and careering into a display of Donnay golf brollies. That's normally how far I get.

Alan Hutton! I just burst out laughing in 2009....

If I was as shit at my job as he is I would basically never say or do anything ever. In fact I would staple my mouth shut, destroy my keyboard and amputate my pen holding fingers. Then join a seminary. In the desert. On fire.

What a pile of absolute sh*te Grayson is signing. How any mackem can take the piss out of our signings defies logic.

Towering player. Shame no one could understand a word he said.

If it was released in Sunderland and found in Bamburgh then the only message is "This balloon didn't get far" If they found it in Norway then fair enough but haway....it washed up a few miles away. Also didn't capitalise the lads name. Fail all round.

That was my first thought. In the gents a couple of weeks ago he drew a lady's part. It was quite detailed, the guy obviously has talent, that's the tragedy...

I know fans of Boro, Celtic, Leeds, Burnley and Derby at work. When I get in I'll ask them what it is they love about the mackems so much....is it their slightly backwards racism which saw them hound out Darren Bent (via his mam), adulate a fascist manager and become poster boys for Brexit? Is it the flat-pack fading stadium, crumbling away on a sinkhole industrial estate? The endless 'turd that wont flush' non-football that stained the Premier League for a decade? Or, as I suspect, will they just reply 'Huh? Sunderland? Errr......*shrug*

A lot of it must be due to who you're playing for, regardless of how professional you are it must affect them. Put it this way, are you more likely to put in a shift for Jurgen Klopp in front of a packed Anfield for one of the most respected teams in European football, or dour Dave in front of banks of empty pink seats with bait wrappers flapping around your ankles in a relegation scrap for f*ckin sunderland? No wonder the mackems never saw the best of him, I imagine most of the team were considering self-harm to get themselves away...

They're following in the footsteps of previous winners like Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and it certainly put them on the map...

Seemingly every time there's a link to RTG from here that bloke features heavily, almost always making a complete tit of himself. He appears to have some sort of learning difficulty so I'll not judge too much. As for the rest of them on that 100+ page Rafa thread...well, what can you say? Bitter, obsessed, blinkered bellends, every last one of them...it's hilarious, I hope they never change!

Have they completely airbrushed last season from history, to STILL be banging on about the relegation run in? That's f*cking tragic! The cognitive dissonance and bitterness has finally overtaken them completely. It reminds me of the time when we got into the Europa cup and the rtg'tards kept banging on about 'drawn to some sh*thole in Azerbaijan'. Then we drew a team in Athens (AEK?) and they continued the whole Azerbaijan schtick anyway! F*cking imbeciles man, so glad they finally flushed.

That awful pinstripe shirt will look class whilst hugging every uneven contour of your average mackem whose body shape and size, as countless NHS studies will attest, resembles nothing more or less than a bin bag full of dripping. Tom Baker hasnt aged well...

"Simon Graysons red and white army" basically translates as "Low expectation having motherf*ckers ready to struggle and not really care anyway". That's what's so funny.

And Gateshead doesnt even get a mention Don't forget the Nissan shift rota system marra...

That old woman who made a crusade out of trying to get the "mag" journalist fired because of something he'd said years previously, and then went on national TV saying that Moyes' remarks about the female journalist should be forgotten because he'd apologised takes a bit of beating on the bitterness stakes like Chip on her shoulder like a mountain about all things Newcastle Was that, that Janey woman? She's a special case her Aye. Very bitter and twisted about Newcastle and went totally apoplectic when the local rag hired a "mag" Bizarrely this auld bat kept popping up on my Twitter feed a few times last month, bleating on about NUFC in general and Rafa in particular. She looks about 60, which when taking into account mackem metrics, probably means she's in her early 30s...

What I dont understand is why we dont already have a 20+ page thread calling his play-off victory a fluke which doesnt really count because of completely spurious reasons, then berate him as a failiure due to his sackings at Leeds and Huddersfield, finally convincing ourselves we'd rather have David Pleat marra. I cant talk for everyone but it's probably because no-one gives a sh*t.

Mustve been around the time they decided it was better to devote the stadium pre-season to those lucrative and high-profile summer gigs which brought millions of pounds into the local economy and raised the profile of both the club and the city nationally and internationally... ...that we just nicked.

Let me guess...another 20+ page thread where hundreds of mackems queue up to explain how they dont give a 'shiney sh*te'? One day someone will discover a way to convert bitterness, anger, jealousy and obsession into some form of useable energy, and on that day sunderland will become the epicentre of an entire industry.

Maybe she's funny or something. Well, let's hope so It's as Ann as the plain on Pard's face

Maybe she's funny or something.