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It appears their chosen mockery is simply to decide Athens actually IS in Azerbaijan.....I don't think any of us could've predicted that. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=720830&page=16#ixzz23B84fBAy

Just noticed this from yesterdays paper....pre-season pull out guide, each page has a team's synopsis: Teesside Quality :yao:

Typical RTG brainfart thread..."Guess what word I'm thinking of...?" Second reply: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=719271 Take a bow son! RTG is rapidly overtaking theonion and beta as my favourite comedy site

I dont know whether that was hinting at sweetshop conditions... Fixed your post.

Gibitto

Only the 6 pages about signing Curtis Good. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=718596 He's called Curtis you say? Referencing that classic hit 'Achey Breaky Heart' by Billy Ray, err, Steigers.

Without wanting to point out the obvious, doesn't the SOL have two adjacent stands double the size of the other two.... surely by definition that too is lop-sided? And they're STILL clinging onto this particular straw.... Without wanting to point out the obvious again, the Olympic venues were decided several years before the concerts were announced. Sunderland wasn't considered because its an interminable sh*thole with absolutely f*ck all of any merit.

Ever wonder why the pink piggery wasn’t put forward for Olympic duty? I hadn’t, but assumed it was because the city and stadium were deemed sub-standard by IOC criteria, in that the place has a complete lack of cultural attractions, decent restaurants, bars or shops, an almost total absence of hotels, and basically that the overall squalid feel to the city centre meant it was never even close to consideration. No, of course not. It was f*cking Coldplay’s fault! ;D http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=718606

;D Haway man, mods delete that thread before i get a hernia!

Post 36 from that thread..... And his sig..... It takes a level of stupidity bordering on habitual to have such a staggering lack of self-awareness.... I genuinely think a lot of them have mental health issues.

Word-a-day bog paper John? And 12 years! ;D "God this is awful, Im ritually being abused on a ritual basis, ritually every day. I've gotta move.... F*ck it, I'll give it another decade. Ritually."

I genuinely think you're daft. Barely any reasoning behind any of your arguments. As far as I know you've not really given a solid reason as to why it would be so stupid to just not bother getting Carroll. Try something else, maybe something that actually suits the way our team are going. I'm surprised it was as many as 2/3 of people saying Yes TBH. If I'd guessed I would have said about 80/20 against. I'm out of touch with the people. Possibly says more about the Chronic's readership than the average user on here tbf

Dog lead held by Ben Arfa?

Nope. Don't want him back..... like a damaged relationship, we've both moved on. Except we've moved on to a better future and he's living in a refuge.

Mack-tracking like clockwork…..You could set your watch to them. SSN: NUFC loan bid for Carroll RTG: Haha, what a f*cking joke, backward step for both, Pardspew lost the plot like, FTM 9-1 BBC: NUFC loan bid rejected RTG: Haha, mags stepped aside?! LOL! Shame like, wouldve been a good signing for them, FTM 9-1

Can't imagine the Derryphant Man being happy at that description since his international defection and subsequent bone-headed comments!

Eh? He must be 40 by now (If its the same one I'm thinking of anyways) EDIT - just realised date of original thread. As you were......

I don't think thats too far off average... I certainly would say Biggi's Small.

There’s been some quality mack-tracking over the whole Gyan affair! I had to laugh at the title of this article though…. “Apathy reigns over anger as Gyan heads for the exit” http://www.rokerreport.com/2012/5/30/3051655/apathy-reigns-over-anger-as-gyan-heads-for-the-exit Aye, sheer apathy on RTG. You can just feel the boiling, seething, unadulterated, white-hot apathy. :D

Reading that “my ground’s dad is bigger than your ground’s dad” nonsense is hilarious! One poster has brought up the old "Haway then, which other ground is called the Stadium of Light?” clutching the straw that it isn’t what Benfica’s ground is officially called, and that ‘Stadium of Light’ is a mistranslation. Lets just reflect on this – Drab unfashionable club in drab unfashionable town builds cheap flat-pack identikit bowl on industrial waste ground and calls it ‘The Stadium of Light”. It’s like putting up a breeze-block makeshift church and calling it ‘The Vatican’. I still to this day can't get my head round their thinking when they decided the name.

So much class. I'm in awe of the inherently moral, altogether classy classiness of those classworthy mackems. PS - that thread isn't even about NUFC, it's about rugby. Seriously, you can almost taste the chip on their shoulders! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=712531

He did seem to be in a hell of a hurry to leave last year and he clearly never had any intention of returning. I wonder what would make a player change his mind about a place so quickly and so determinedly. The only reason I can think of is that perhaps his mother paid a visit and met some of the fans.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2164329/Sunderland-announce-Invest-Africa-new-shirt-sponsor.html Whoa, hold on there son, lets not throw good money after bad.....Sometimes you just have to write places off as a lost cause.

Guardian journo accidentally refers to the Bruce Springsteen gig as being on Tyneside. Result? Mackemdom rears up on it's hind legs and starts frothing at the mouth... http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/jun/22/bruce-springsteen-live-review-sunderland?INTCMP=SRCH (scroll down to comments section)

I dunno, a few times on MOTD last season it looked stunning…..Especially when the wind catches those flighty blue bait bags skipping freely across the pitch, the turf rugged like a freshly ploughed field, set in sharp relief against the banks of vivid pink seats, resplendent in their glorious emptiness each untroubled by human behind. I thought to myself “Aye meeyat, pyewar byewtyful”. Not enough shit on the bog walls like, but you cant have everything.